This is why you should never drink alchohol

[MattOU23]

Hello kiddos this should serve as a deterrence to not drink here is a story. So over the weekend me and some friends were having a party, we invited 10 and 35 showed up they all brought booze. I wasnt going to drink but I said yolo, and went crazy. Then boom couple hours later I was so wasted. I drink maybe two weekends in a month but lightly. That weekend was terrible. I made the bad mistake of not eating or drinking anything that night and boy did I pay. I dont remember anything that happened, my friends say I was climbing the roof of the house I was at and then trying to jump off. Then the worse thing I passed out in the parking lot area and then the police came I never remembered. They searched me and then walked me back into the house. Good thing the cops were alumni or I would have been in jail. Next morning woke up felt like dying THE WORST hangover I ever had was that morning, I had to lay in bed all day, never puked stangely but had beer shits. So anyway before you drink read this, dont be like me! Anyone else have similar stories?

[-Skye]

No. This is why you don't drink alcohol irresponsibly..

[Deleted]

i want to post cool story bro, but i got banned for that before.


so, i will instead say, i dont drink my self, but nothing wrong with it if you are responsible.

[Reeve]

We should never drink alcohol because we might overdo it and get blackout drunk?

[Deleted]

No. This isn't why you drink alcohol irresponsibly..

This. The moral of the story isn't never drink alcohol, it's that the OP is a stupid shit.

[Catta]

Last weekend. Start up cabin trip for my study. Tequila. Nuff said.

[Rah55]

Hello kiddos this should serve as a deterrence to not drink here is a story. So over the weekend me and some friends were having a party, we invited 10 and 35 showed up they all brought booze. I wasnt going to drink but I said yolo, and went crazy. Then boom couple hours later I was so wasted. I drink maybe two weekends in a month but lightly. That weekend was terrible. I made the bad mistake of not eating or drinking anything that night and boy did I pay. I dont remember anything that happened, my friends say I was climbing the roof of the house I was at and then trying to jump off. Then the worse thing I passed out in the parking lot area and then the police came I never remembered. They searched me and then walked me back into the house. Good thing the cops were alumni or I would have been in jail. Next morning woke up felt like dying THE WORST hangover I ever had was that morning, I had to lay in bed all day, never puked stangely but had beer shits. So anyway before you drink read this, dont be like me! Anyone else have similar stories?

Actually that's why YOU should never drink alcohol...................;-)

[Jayburner]

Should i break out my "waking in hospital with diapers on and intravenous in both arms" story?

[Adramalech]

Learn to impose limits on yourself.

[King Shark]

On base for 96 hour liberty back when I was in. Bad storm. Marine got super shit-faced and decided to try to parachute off the third story of his barracks with his poncho.

Drink responsibly.

[Joey Ray III]

i'm convinced, no more alcohol for me!

[Deleted]

Should i break out my "waking in hospital with diapers on and intravenous in both arms" story?

why not I have not finished laughing about this one and how he thought his first post should be this but go for it .

[Catta]

On base for 96 hour liberty back when I was in. Bad storm. Marine got super shit-faced and decided to try to parachute off the third story of his barracks with his poncho.

Drink responsibly.

Ooorah...?

[Bladeface]

no this just proves anybody who ever says "yolo" is fucking retarded

[This name sucks]

Hello kiddos this should serve as a deterrence to not drink here is a story. So over the weekend me and some friends were having a party, we invited 10 and 35 showed up they all brought booze. I wasnt going to drink but I said yolo, and went crazy. Then boom couple hours later I was so wasted. I drink maybe two weekends in a month but lightly. That weekend was terrible. I made the bad mistake of not eating or drinking anything that night and boy did I pay. I dont remember anything that happened, my friends say I was climbing the roof of the house I was at and then trying to jump off. Then the worse thing I passed out in the parking lot area and then the police came I never remembered. They searched me and then walked me back into the house. Good thing the cops were alumni or I would have been in jail. Next morning woke up felt like dying THE WORST hangover I ever had was that morning, I had to lay in bed all day, never puked stangely but had beer shits. So anyway before you drink read this, dont be like me! Anyone else have similar stories?

I found the problem

[Deleted]

The fact you said "yolo" proves to me you are too immature to handle getting drunk.

[Nalnik]

We should never drink alcohol because we might overdo it and get blackout drunk?

Haven't you heard? If there's a chance that someone can overdo it with something, everyone who doesn't isn't allowed to have that any more.

[zorkuus]

I'm not going to take heed from someone who is either irresponsible or can't hold their liquor.

[Deleted]

So you had a experience which you're not satisfied with and therefore you feel that nobody should drink alcohol.

You should work on your self control.

[Reg]

That story sounds more like a reason TO drink!

I like doing stupid shit while drunk. Like karaoke! lol