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    ^ that is some funny shit made me lol irl at work.
    Quote Originally Posted by Validity View Post
    If rogues become shit, all they can become is a different type of shit.

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    Bloodsail Admiral sscavenger's Avatar
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    Pirate one: Why do you have that roll of paper towels on your head?
    Pirate two: Arrrr I got a Bounty on me head.

  3. #23
    Pirate's favorite candy bar?
    SnickARRRRRRRRRRs

    Pirate's favorite shoes?
    SneakARRRRRRRRs

    Pirate's favorite Diablo class?
    BARRRRRRRRRbARRRRRRRRRian. Twice!

    Joke from back on the last International Talk Like A Pirate Day:
    "I would participate in Talk Like A Pirate Day, but I don't know any Somalian."
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    This ones already been posted probably but hey I'll say it again.

    Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?

    IT WAS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH

    HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA

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    Pirate's favorite racist 1970's tv dad?
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRchie Bunker.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Why can't pirates share loot equally?

    They're bad at ARRRRRRithmetic.

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    I was going tell an unoriginal pirate joke, but arrrrrrrr I forgot it.
    Last edited by muto; 2013-02-15 at 02:55 PM.


  8. #28
    Why are pirates, pirates?

    Because they ARRRRRRRRR

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Post all your favorite pirate "ARRRRRRR" groaners here!

    Who is a pirate's favorite warchief?
    GARRRRRRRRRosh!
    How much does a pirate cost?

    Buccaneer.. (a buck an ear)

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    --- an oldy but goody.


    pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
    "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
    The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
    "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
    "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
    "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
    "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
    "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
    "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
    "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."


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  11. #31
    Why are pirates called pirates?

    Because they ARRRRRRRRR

  12. #32
    A pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship in his pants
    The bartender says, "Mate, ya got a steering wheel in your pants" to which the pirate replies
    "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    The best pirate joke can be found right here.
    http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p27/
    Quote Originally Posted by Drewan View Post
    A pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship in his pants
    The bartender says, "Mate, ya got a steering wheel in your pants" to which the pirate replies
    "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
    It clicks the link to the funniest, most absurd thing you will ever read.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    What ARRRRR you doing?

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