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    WARNING 18 and older (SEX TALK)

    So me and wife just got finished and I was wondering why is it (in my case) when im not drinking sex is all about staying in there and doing whatever i can to NOT go to soon, but when im drinking its soo much more fun and longer and im acually having to work to get it. How can I get to this point without the alcohol? On a side note be car full all you guys out there while you are single if you are going to masturbate make it last for a while. I realised before I got married whenever i jacked off it was quick and kinda hurried up and later when it came to performing in bed your penis will be expecting that same quick job done. So I say that to say this practice like its real.

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    I... yo... what?

    I dont know what im reading here, sweet jesus.

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    lol oh god whats going on..

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    I think you're still feeling the effects of the booze.

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    Trojan sells a desensitizing cream.

    Double bagging helps too.

    If you know you're going to be going at squeeze one off about 4 to 6 hours ahead of time

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    So, 9 posts before this gets locked.
    Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!

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    10/10 post. Would read again.

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    im would also say you havent finished with the effects of said alcohol.
    r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.

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    Sometimes when you're drunk, you get these thoughts in your head. Things you want to share with the world.

    The sober 'you' rarely agree it was a good idea.

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    There really isn't much of a conversation that can be had with this.

    Locked.

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