Its more like you are a policeman that specialises in Narcotics and they were crack addicts, that were dumped on a boat and sent to another contentant for being decendants of demon worshippers who tried to commit genecide on an entire continents poor so only the rich would survive and if they had been successful would of been dead right along with the poor.
Oh, and since you were not there at the time you didnt get blessed by Nozdormu to have eternal life so long as your world tree stood. =P