What do you read while sitting on toilet and squeezing a turd out of your ass?
I read Donald Duck Magazines
What do you read while sitting on toilet and squeezing a turd out of your ass?
I read Donald Duck Magazines
A book of Mad Magazine comics.
Putin khuliyo
Usually whatever the latest magazine I bought. ESPN, SI, usually something sports. That is unless the little lady left Cosmo in there, then I will take the quizzes and put the worst possible answers to make her get angry...
I poop too quickly to read anything
Google News, MMO-C, Tankspot, The Economist, sometimes a popular science magazine, often a chapter of whatever book I'm reading right now.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
atm a song of ice and fire
if it isn't within reach i'll search youtube on my phone
if i don't have it with me i'll go through the calendar, shampoo bottles, tooth paste, etc.
I read whatever I can find. One of the pro's of public toilets, there's ALWAYS something on the walls to read. Sometimes it's kinda funny, many times I've caught myself giggling a little too loud, I wonder what people have been thinking walking past my booth...
One time I panicked a little cause I had nothing to read, 2 minutes later I'm sitting there reading the washing instructions flap in my pants...
play something on my phone, bottle of product such as shampoo or toothpaste just anything that's in arms reach
The last one would be "Beyond the Dark Portal".
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
http://bathroomreader.com/
Honestly, do you really need to read stuff in the bathroom? Are you that bored/add?
Reading helps me s**t... I don't know what it is, words in the bathroom apparently have that effect on me...
ipod touch, get some KenKen in
i live by one motto! "lolwut?"
When I go in there I just plop down, blow out and leave, its like a 30 second process.