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Thought this might be fun. I'm a bit new here so this may be a repost....
Post "pickup lines" that are wow themed
Some of my favorites:
"Nice pants. What's the drop rate?"
"Baby... Being with me is like a paladin casting divine shield. It lasts 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing."
and of course
"Excuse me, but you look like you've got a little gnome in you. Oh, you don't? Well, would you like to?"
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Thread: WoW Pickup Line Thread
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2013-04-21, 01:57 AM #1Keyboard Turner
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WoW Pickup Line Thread
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2013-04-21, 08:39 AM #2Grunt
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There's this one: "Wanna be refer-a-friends with benefits?"
and this one: "Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!"
But the last one is forever the best!
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2013-04-21, 03:22 PM #3Keyboard Turner
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"My goods are of the highest quality"
"I've learned all sorts of things from my succubus..."
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2013-04-21, 03:29 PM #4Deleted
.."Dont worry Ill do better this time.. I have the +50 stamina enchant now.."
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2013-04-21, 03:31 PM #5Deleted
Would you want to ride me.. im an epic mount
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2013-04-21, 03:35 PM #6High Overlord
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Guy- [WoW Pickup line of choice here]
Girl- *Giggle* "Thats funny, whats that from?"
Guy- "Oh this video game I play, its called World of Warcraft."
Girl- *Walks away"Sylvanas Windrunner is not hot... Change my mind.
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2013-04-21, 03:38 PM #7Keyboard Turner
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"Hey baby I play a hunter on wow and... hey, wait... come back."
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2013-04-21, 10:14 PM #8Grunt
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Lol these are funny! I dont really have any lol!
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2013-04-21, 10:20 PM #9Keyboard Turner
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(to a female orc) *glances at her muscles*
"So you're a female right?"
"Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Good.
Bring ample supply of butter and goblin jumper cables!"
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2013-04-21, 10:30 PM #10Keyboard Turner
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"Do you like resto druids? 'Cause I've got the HoTs for you!"
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2013-04-22, 12:12 AM #11Mechagnome
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A couple I've heard/seen:
Are you a vendor? .. because I'd like to browse your goods.
Do you want to grind?
Would you like me to Gem your Socket?
You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
You no take candle!... but you can stroke it if you like
"One touch of nature makes the whole world kin." - William Shakespeare
~ Sig and Avatar by Shyama <3 ~
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2013-04-22, 05:36 AM #12Titan
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Hey girl! You can come sit by me if you want to. I don't bite, I'm a Tauren; I can't guarantee that I won't eat your salad though.
Last edited by muto; 2013-04-22 at 05:40 AM.
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2013-04-24, 08:09 PM #13Deleted
Girl, you know what? What? My heart is BOP and you just rolled need
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2013-04-24, 09:47 PM #14Bloodsail Admiral
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C'mon baby, come grind some rep. You so close to exalted. I got an awesome staff for you then.
Side note: if any of these lines work, marry that girl.
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