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    You know you are single for too long when....

    As the topic says. You know you are single for too long when....


    The bumps on the road have a new meaning.


    Let the witty answers begin

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    you have no clean plates to eat from.

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    You suddenly think that your elderly neighbour doesen't look that old.

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    porn gets boring
    <insert witty signature here>

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    Anime is starting to look very good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cpx View Post
    Anime is starting to look very good.
    But anime is very good?
    Last edited by savvasp; 2013-04-24 at 10:23 AM.

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    ... you find this thread really depressing
    I don't think this matters nearly as much as you think it does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoefschildpad View Post
    ... you find this thread really depressing
    ... or internet forums in general. My posting is inversely related to my dating.

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    .... you learn to live with it.

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    .... you get blisters all over your right hand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celltrex View Post
    .... you learn to live with it.
    This, pretty much.

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    ... every girl becomes an option

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    you're considering your first cousin because it is in a legal gray area.

    and yes, that's the truly sad reality for me. at least i'm in good company:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6HWoAefsM shows 31 pairs of married first cousins.

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    You become the only person in your circle of friends who's not in a relationship

    (yeah, I'm about 3 friends away from that being the case, I should be concerned, I'm really not!)

    Oh and the first thing people say to you at occasions "so, when are you getting hitched then?" is another albeit slightly more annoying one.
    Koodledrum - Balnazzar EU - 85 Priest - Retired.

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    When one arm is more muscular than the other.
    - "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black" - Jo Bodin, BLM supporter
    - "I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap...” - Pedo Joe

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    You over-analyze every verbal or non-verbal reaction of the person you like.

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    ...when you make thread on mmo forums about it,

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    someone asks whats you did over the weekend and you reply " oh not much " because your to embarassed to admit that all you did was sit in your underwear and play videos games .

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    Quote Originally Posted by muto View Post
    You over-analyze every verbal or non-verbal reaction of the person you like.
    Nailed it.

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    You argue with anonymous internet strangers about a video game. And cat pictures.
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