Lunaris | Horde | Hyjal(PvE) | PST Timezone | 10 Man
Tues|Thurs 8:30pm - 8:30pm (PST) Raid Schedule
Please contact me if you would like more information via:
Battletag (Hallaeon#1253) or reply here!

Recruiting: Casual, social or just starting to raid members. Looking for all roles!

Content: Finishing HoF and Toes. This is behind the curve content for a group playing catchup after severe IRL issues to the face.

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Did you lose a sock? It's okay because Lunaris of Hyjal has FOUND YOUR SOCK! Not only will we probably give it back to you if you transfer (or reroll) to play with our motley band of friends who probably won't stand in the fire (very often), but we will also include a free guild invitation. Your sock is in the care of Socs, our frost mage who not only knows how to hit his frostbolt keybind to heal his water elemental, but also has lovingly washed and cared for your sock in your unfortunate absence.

Because your sock is now attached to us, we ask that you please come and live with it in our guild, instead of taking it home. While staying at the lush resort that is known as Lunaris Guild, you will be taken care of. Bribed to stay with gems/enchants and raid consumables and given delicious beverages to sate your irritation if someone actually does stand in the fire.

We are seeking someone to get hit in the face for us. Most of us are very fragile and our shadow priest runs screaming from Garalon when kiting. We also are looking for a medic related person to wrap us in a lot of bandages and healing magics. This someone is preferably not a protection warrior, as we feel that the cooldown of said bandages is not conductive to a raiding enviroment.

We also seek someone skilled in total destruction. If you can point your character in the direction of the monster on your screen and mash your keyboard, you are probably the person for us. We do insist that you are capable of facing the direction of the monster, however, as in the past, we have had issues with guildmates not actually facing the correct direction. We now supply guild GPS.

If you are interested in obtaining your other sock (socks come in pairs!) and you are capable of tanking, healing, dpsing or logging on (and staying out of the fire, most of the time), you are welcome to pursue this online relationship further.

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Disclaimer(s):
1) Lunaris does not have your sock, never had your sock, and will never have your sock. We lied to you about your sock in the above post in order to coherce you into joining our raid team in the upcoming expansion. We may buy you a sock if you join our guild.
2) Lunaris is not responsible for buying you a sock. ever.
3) We are a NO DRAMA zone. We strive to keep our guild a positive, happy place free of gossip or drama and we request that all of our guild members uphold this value.
4) We are a casual raiding guild who is behind the curve! Please don't run screaming, where are you going?