What is the first thing you would do as president (Non policy/law related)

[Tradewind]

What part of non-policy/law related do people not get?

[Masark]

What part of non-policy/law related do people not get?

Beyond the "speech" and "indulge in confirming/debunking conspiracy theories" options, I don't think there's a whole lot of non-policy/non-law stuff to do.

[Athorha]

Go on the airforce one

/facepalm

10char

[Deleted]

I would change the laws of physics and do a lot of wacky stuff, like running up buildings and being spider man and crazy stuff like that, and then i would use my powers of presidency to breed crazy animals, like mice with extra butts and pokemons, and then i would order one hundred pizzas to the white house and when the delivery guy showed up, I would spook him as if i were a totally spooky ghost, and then he would drop one hundred pizzas all over the place, and then i would probably build a totally rad tree house and pretend it was my home.

[Tradewind]

Beyond the "speech" and "indulge in confirming/debunking conspiracy theories" options, I don't think there's a whole lot of non-policy/non-law stuff to do.

Party hard. WHAT ABOUT PARTY HARD?!

[Gorehowl]

fap in the oval office

[alduron]

The first thing? Line up the secret service boys and pick the ones i wanted to spend that night with.

[Rend Blackhand]

As a Prime Minister, one of the first things I would have to do is visit the Queen for some official and ceremonial stuff so while I'm in Buckingham Palace I'd do a huge manky turd in one of the toilets and not flush.

[Vidpci]

As a Prime Minister, one of the first things I would have to do is visit the Queen for some official and ceremonial stuff so while I'm in Buckingham Palace I'd do a huge manky turd in one of the toilets and not flush.

Try and have a poop on the throne while nobody is looking! Youtube it! Then steal the pope's hat and put it on ebay.

[Deleted]

Give up all the secrets that have been kept from civilians! TELL ALL THE THINGS! =D

[Tradewind]

Try and have a poop on the throne while nobody is looking! Youtube it! Then steal the pope's hat and put it on ebay.

Why is the Pope in Buckingham?

[Vidpci]

Why is the Pope in Buckingham?

Maybe he wants to have a poop on the Queen's throne as well?

[Binary Speaker]

Basically say that everyone needs to get their shit together in government and work together. Also put a rabbit in every room in the white house. Because Rabbits make everything better.

[Tradewind]

Maybe he wants to have a poop on the Queen's throne as well?

You're a very odd individual.

[Vidpci]

You're a very odd individual.

I'm just saying, if I had the chance to sit on the Queen's throne, I'd have a poop... just to say I did it.

[Jackmoves]

Call in the hottest apprentice to the oval office. Someone has got to top Clinton.

[slackjawsix]

walk down the aisle like obama, approach the podium, say after all these years "we got him". then walk away... no one will know who we got

[Orlong]

Aww I can't say now because no laws/policies. You see we don't have that much government "secrets" over here.

Im sure you do, you just dont know about them because they are "secret" lol

[Adam Jensen]

Dissolve the congress of course.

[Tradewind]

Dissolve the congress of course.

Like, in Acid?

Seems extreme.