If aliens had access to this forum, what would they think about humanity?

[Only the Best]

Say there were aliens on some distant planet who understood English, and whose only other knowledge about humans somehow came from reading this forum. What might they think?

I believe they would think the following three things are by far the greatest threats to humanity:
1. SJWs
2. Muslim immigrants in Sweden
3. The oppression of white, heterosexual men by non-whites, females, and gays.


It's really pretty sad.

[Deleted]

Dear aliens,

please be sure not to believe any headline of this forum to be part of the main problems of people living here.

Infact the following topics are humanities largest problems:

1.) Why did blizzard nerf demonology warlocks?
2.) If you cook a gnome, does it taste different than if you would eat it raw?
3.) Would the world be a better place if it was full of ponies and friendship was magic?

Thank you, dear aliens. Please visit us only, if you dont plan to invade us!

Yours,
rym

[Pipebomb]

Say there were aliens on some distant planet who understood English, and whose only other knowledge about humans somehow came from reading this forum. What might they think?

There are only a few females on planet earth.

[Aeula]

Say there were aliens on some distant planet who understood English, and whose only other knowledge about humans somehow came from reading this forum. What might they think?

I believe they would think the following three things are by far the greatest threats to humanity:
1. SJWs
2. Muslim immigrants in Sweden
3. The oppression of white, heterosexual men by non-whites, females, and gays.


It's really pretty awesome.

It's all true though.

[Korlok]

If aliens were to be reading these forums, I would hope that they recognize me and take me home.

[Puupi]

What might they think?

That asking fucking stupid questions doesn't get you banned.

[zorkuus]

Pretty stupid aliens if they had technology only good enough to access this site.

[Revi]

Depends who they believe?

They might end up thinking everything is perfect and there's no systemic issues in anything anywhere ever. Or they could end up thinking everything is shit with cops killing black people on sight and immigration like a tidal way literally drowning the west in a tsunami of Qur'ans and sandals.

[unfilteredJW]

I think Orlong would be their favorite character, too.

[Deleted]

they'd stop and think 'Man, Taftvalue is edgy.'

then they'd leave and never come back

[Deleted]

"What a bunch of assholes. They complain about everything and can never co-operate or compromise."

[Deleted]

I think Orlong would be their favorite character, too.

Probably would disregard the whole place as fiction.

[Independent voter]

scan-of-100000-galaxies-finds-no-evidence-of-advanced-alien-life

They read the forums and now are avoiding us!

[Deleted]

There are enough hints to "more" information existing besides this forum if that was all you could read to figure out a lot, even if that actual information isnt available. (such as hyperlinks existing for them but not working)

You can probably learn quite a lot about humanity from the social interactions you see between various regulars on this forum as well.

While their views of us would no doubt be exaggerated and inaccurate, they would probably get a lot of the more basic stuff about us right.

If they could see the code of the forum instead of just the plain text content, they could learn a crapton.

THe interesting question would be if they know English well enough to understand sarcasm in text form.

[Jayburner]

what if they were already here but they got to many infractions and now banned? Good job mods

[Spl4sh3r]

They most likely have access to the whole internet if they got access to this forum.

[Kokolums]

From our behavior they would deduce we are pack animals because a lot of posts boil down to fighting for status. They would then infer several other traits and think of us as apex predators, like wolves.

[Beefsquatch]

That jet fuel can't melt steel beams

[oplawlz]

One look at mall security and they'd move on for fear of offending us with "hello".

[Beery Swine]

Say there were aliens on some distant planet who understood English, and whose only other knowledge about humans somehow came from reading this forum. What might they think?

I believe they would think the following three things are by far the greatest threats to humanity:
1. SJWs
2. Muslim immigrants in Sweden
3. The oppression of white, heterosexual men by non-whites, females, and gays.


It's really pretty sad.

Obviously biased person posts obviously biased thread about how obviously biased a forum is based solely on selective threads contained in one subforum. Next.