Need some quirky one-liners to help reduce printing!

[Jeremybeadle]

Hey,

So I read all these forums a lot, but have never posted before. Wandering if you could help me with a shi**y task!

I'm part of a Sustainability Committee at work, and we're looking for quirky one liners that can be used in communications to the business to help reduce printing. The more quirky the better!

Anyone?

[Zangeiti]

by my shit or leave

[Spectral]

"Print shit you don't need and we'll fire your ass".

Works like a charm!

[Deleted]

"Paper might grow on trees, but so do baseball bats."

[uopayroll]

Our paper budget equals exactly the amount we need to print your paychecks on, all other printing is taken from that budget as well.