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    Who can't wait to get old and decrepit?

    I can't wait. I'm tired of all the stress of being young. I just want a rocking chair and a porch and hard lemonade.

    Who's with me?

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    you could do that now if you really wanted...

    might get bored and run outa money though.
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    I want to do it proper...wrinkles and all. I may even yell at some kids swinging my cane.

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    Why do you need to be old and decrepit to have a rocking chair, porch and hard lemonade?

    Edit; you can yell at kids while shaking your cane as well, trust me, I do it quite often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey View Post
    Why do you need to be old and decrepit to have a rocking chair, porch and hard lemonade?

    Edit; you can yell at kids while shaking your cane as well, trust me, I do it quite often.
    I just want to be old and stress free and cane/rocking chair/porch.

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    I want to live my life to it's fullest whilst I am still young, but boy oh boy, I can't wait to get old and have an excuse for being such an old man.
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    "eeeeeeyyy you pesky young 'uns Gerroff my lawn!"

    Sounds like fun for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigma View Post
    "eeeeeeyyy you pesky young 'uns Gerroff my lawn!"

    Sounds like fun for a while.
    that will be me with a canadian accent. Not sure how that will sound though.

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    Not fussed really. When I'm so old that I'm aching and tired all the time, I'll just shoot myself. I don't want to sit around living a mundane life waiting to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by serenka View Post
    you could do that now if you really wanted...

    might get bored and run outa money though.
    My thoughts exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigma View Post
    "eeeeeeyyy you pesky young 'uns Gerroff my lawn!"

    Sounds like fun for a while.
    You gotta wear golf pants pulled up to your chest.

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    Eh, no. For some reason, I am more scared of being really old then I am of just dying.

    By really old I mean not being able to care for myself, etc. I'd rather just be dead then having some nurse wipe my ass for me lol :P

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    I have to agree. I have a lot of plans for when I'm retired!

    I can't wait to have all my time free to spend on pottering around my sprawling garden and tending to my flowerbeds, sitting in the terrace sipping fine beverages with my hopefully long-married wife. Plenty of time to read, too. Cigars galore. I'll wear a hat too. A really, really nice hat. I hope I'm fit enough to be one of those well-travelled explorer type old man, a lot like my grandpa. He used to travel to Russia and take part in all sorts of things every few weeks!

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    only 40 more years to go

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    I can wait forever to get old. In fact I prefer to die before it happens. The risk of getting sick and beeing dependent is too great. Also your physical capabilities will be reduced.
    I can't fathom, why so much people desire to get old with the words "Then I can do whatever I always wanted"....Yeah right. You could, if you would still be capable, but you most likely won't be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I just want to be old and stress free and cane/rocking chair/porch.
    I don't think getting old suddenly makes you stress free :P

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    Id be willing to do just about anything so I wouldn't have to get old. Not that I wouldn't like doing nothing or just doing whats fun for days and weeks.. but being stress free is easy even while youre young and getting money without working much is not that difficult either.

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    I don't need any excuse at all right now to poop my pants, thanks

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    Not for me, I intend to die in a drink and drugs overdose when I get old and infirm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    that will be me with a canadian accent. Not sure how that will sound though.
    "eeeeeeyy you pesky oung 'uns Gerroff my lawns YA HOSERS!"

    Fix'd for Canadian accent.
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