Gee ______ what are we going to do tonight? Same thing we do every night....

[Redpanda]

Here is the scene.

You wake up in a bed that dosent seem familiar. You sit up and look around and you find yourself in a expensively furnished room. "dafuq is going up" Getting up and looking around more youre in a mansion, going out to the balcony and looking outside you see armed men, a baracaded gate with huge spotlights, vehicle patrols. "This isnt a mansion...its a god damn fortress". The men look up and you freak out they do nothing but salute you. "uhhhh what?" You back away from the balcony and a man in military fatigues with many tags on his chest appear. He must be someone high ranking. "what the hell is going on?" you ask. He stands at attention and salutes you "General Ballhair(I just made it up) here as you requested Lord XXXXX"
Youre officially confused as fuck. He continues "You left me a message that said you wanted to see me in the morning for your domination initiative my Lord"

Come to find out youre a power mongering person that wants to conquer the modern world. What would be your plan to do so? I was watching cartoons with my nephews and I put Pinky and the Brain on and it got me thinking if someone wanted to conquer the modern world how would they go about it? My guess would be mongering China and moving on from there. Yeah Im pretty bored and I want to play that new civilization game.

[Underverse]

Cultural revolution imo, military strategies would probably just end it world destruction or mass genocides

[Redpanda]

Cultural revolution imo, military strategies would probably just end it world destruction or mass genocides

Good point but how would a cultural revolution would with "You" being the supreme leader? And lets say your not above war. You basically want to conquer by any means. Nukes, bio warfare, etc. Or something like youre playing a game of Civilization.

[Redmage]

Good point but how would a cultural revolution would with "You" being the supreme leader? And lets say your not above war. You basically want to conquer by any means. Nukes, bio warfare, etc. Or something like youre playing a game of Civilization.

The same way its been done for thousands of years: religion.

[Redpanda]

Brilliant idea and as the Founder and President Prime Minister Admiral General of the Church of Redpanda I approve this message.

[DeltrusDisc]

So wait, do we have memory loss? lol

[Wildtree]

I'd ask how much money we have...
And next I'd have a look at what lands I own. If there wasn't a tropical island, I'd aim to get one.
Because this is definitely where I'd head next. I'd claim that the whole request was just a drill and would then try to recover my sanity on said island, with some drinks and some nice female servants.

[Skippy88]

Well, all roads lead through the US army. I would handle that as legit as possible so people won't question your evil intetions. Once they are under your control everybody else should fall fairly easily. I think the hardest part is keeping everyone under control so it doesn't end up like Afghanistan or Iraq where you have a group(s) who will continually attack you.

[Redpanda]

Or have one big show of your military power, but that begins the "talks" and lets be real...fuck that shit your goals are world domination people will catch on really quick.

[Adam Jensen]

I'd delegate the world-domination responsibilities to someone more interested, mooch a few million dollars off of him, and go back to playing Skyrim.

[Powerogue]

Lower my standards and just conquer the tri-state area!!!

If I really had that much power, I could easily hold that smaller area, despite me knowing absolutely nothing about tactical warfare.

I'd delegate the world-domination responsibilities to someone more interested, mooch a few million dollars off of him, and go back to playing Skyrim.

Why didn't I think of that? It has the added advantage of not being the prime target when the assassinations roll in.