http://www.vice.com/read/mississippi...ead-people-gayOn the off chance New York extradites Lucien to Mississippi, I asked him if there were any spells he could cast on the officers to turn them gay like the spirit of Fred Phelp’s mom. “I predict that if I were to be arrested and extradited to Mississippi,” he wrote, “my very presence would raise unholy psychological Hell among the sheriff and his colleagues.
I'm sorry, but I just had to post this. It's just so over the top retarded that I couldn't resist.