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    Mississippi Police Want to Arrest the Satanists Who Turn Dead People Gay

    On the off chance New York extradites Lucien to Mississippi, I asked him if there were any spells he could cast on the officers to turn them gay like the spirit of Fred Phelp’s mom. “I predict that if I were to be arrested and extradited to Mississippi,” he wrote, “my very presence would raise unholy psychological Hell among the sheriff and his colleagues.
    http://www.vice.com/read/mississippi...ead-people-gay

    I'm sorry, but I just had to post this. It's just so over the top retarded that I couldn't resist.

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    Lol, nice. But this kind of struck me as odd.

    Lucien has been charged with desecration of a grave.
    Unless they did something physical to the grave I don't see this happening.

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    I..wait..what...how...da fuq is that..da fuq are those...

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    Haha, that's awesome!

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    *UPDATE: Westboro Baptist Church issued some dumb statement.*

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    To sue them is ridiculous just give them a ban of said graveyard and get a priest to exorsice the gay.

    Well but now i understand what they did there due to the statement of the church.
    Last edited by mmocd79acbf389; 2013-07-27 at 02:16 PM.

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    Lmao. Great way to troll Westboro back. They can't stand the heat that they themselves put out. Too damn bad.

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    Oh shoot, the gay zombie demons from outer space are gonna get us! Everyinto the sanctified bunkers, women and MMOC posters first!

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    I am thinking of the gay guy from family guy saying "Hai yall. I'm a zombie and I'm going to eat your brains"

    This guy

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    Bible huggers: 1+1=3, cause God says so.
    Satanists: 1+1=4, cause Satan says so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noggis View Post
    Bible huggers: 1+1=3, cause God says so.
    Satanists: 1+1=4, cause Satan says so.
    Are you euphoric right now?

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    Hmm...maybe, though the ones in the article don't seem very...laveyan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mogulkhan View Post
    Are you euphoric right now?
    I'm always euphoric. I live a very happy life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noggis View Post
    Bible huggers: 1+1=3, cause God says so.
    Satanists: 1+1=4, cause Satan says so.
    But 4-3 = 1!!!

    Omgosh they were right all along O_O

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    Thats how it worked with me, I was in bed with my girlfriend when a demon cursed me and turned me gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    Thats how it worked with me, I was in bed with my girlfriend when a demon cursed me and turned me gay.
    Yeah, happens all the time.

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    Mm lovely diss on his wifes grave.
    But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
    Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.

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    Might be related:
    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...aust-baptisms/

    SALT LAKE CITY - Mormon leaders have put up a virtual firewall in their massive genealogical database to block out anyone who attempts to access the names of hundreds of thousands of Holocaust victims the church has agreed not to posthumously baptize.

    The move comes amid criticism that the Salt Lake City-based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints hasn't done enough to live up to commitments to stop its members worldwide from performing the baptism ritual on Holocaust victims and other notable Jews.
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    The actions of the Satanic Temple may be the best troll of the Westboro Baptist Church ever.

    In case you don't know who the Westboro Baptist Church is ... their official website address is www.godhatesfags.com (I shit you not)

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    Unfortunately, God doesn't hate idiots.

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    Well a wise man did say.


    *The demons...are returning*.
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