Most Useless Super Powers

[Zoma]

Complete control over all mythical creatures. Pity they don't exist.

Can read your own mind.

The ability to foresee your own death at the time that it happens.

[Deleted]

Complete control over all mythical creatures. Pity they don't exist.

Can read your own mind.

The ability to foresee your own death at the time that it happens.

Those 2 are pretty much impossible. You always read your own mind, so to speak so it's not a superpower. You can't foresee something at the moment when it happens, as foreseeing means you see something from the future. This situation is just "seeing".

The most useless superpower could be something like "You lose all your hair in an instant, whenever you want. You can't grow it back."

[mordale]

The ability to open doors with your mind.

vault doors, you'd make a great super criminal.

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Telekinetic powers that only worked on my own body. Mind fuck!

how about telekinetically enhancing your strength to herculean levels?
or take a page out of Superman's book, cause a contact telekinetic field is what makes him invulnerable and able to catch people without splattering them.

[Sorrior]

Depending on one's definition of dark, that power could still be incredibly handy.

First one that popped in my head when I opened this thread was (regrettably) the ability to have sex with anyone you want, but it only works when you're undersexed (the opposite of horny - learn something new everyday, eh?). The moment that you get even a wiggle down there BAM you're out of luck.

Not half as bad as you;d think actually....

[slime]

The ability to super die anytime you want.

[Sorrior]

Telekinetic powers that only worked on my own body. Mind fuck!

Heloooo flight...

[Okacz]

http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/u...1335058666.png

[tiporispit]

laser beam vision as the result of eating crap

[Sorrior]

http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/u...1335058666.png

He kinda implies he COULD make a woman orgasm hust that he doesn't want to for fear of being revealed....That's just a dick not a lame superpower.

[Okacz]

He kinda implies he COULD make a woman orgasm hust that he doesn't want to for fear of being revealed....That's just a dick not a lame superpower.

Ehh, okay.

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[Dabrix32]

Aquaman. Why doesnt he just off himself.

[lordcanyon]

me and a friend intended to make a comic based on this idea called, Super Heroes In Training aka S. H. I. T.
their powers would all be completely useless but somehow they would save the day.


the ability to digest food at a super high rate.
the power to scream super silently.
the power to be terrible at everything you do.
a power to spawn a new pair of legs from your fingers.
the power to give anyone pms.
the power to go back in time only to the moment you were born.
a power to make others misread any sign.

[Aeula]

The power to transform into edible soap and not be able to transfom back.

[Kaj392]

Telekinetic powers that only worked on my own body. Mind fuck!

How is that useless? :|
You can make yourself fly then...


The ability to speak backwards, talk in a way so people get confused!

[lordcanyon]

The ability to speak backwards, talk in a way so people get confused!

but that's useful.
we were once at a sporting good store and when checking out my mom started talking, we ended up somehow leaving with the original cash she intended to pay with plus the change she would have got.
and we've almost had that happen a couple more times.

[Deleted]

The power to fly, but only at the speed of light, nothing between. You couldn't use it at all