Canada Stepping up Arctic Defense...

[Tradewind]

...with Stealth Snowmobiles!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/...nowmobile.html

I got to hand it to my country. They're never afraid to reinforce their own stereotypes!

Bonus points for the mindless shitkickers in the comments section of the article.

[Rukentuts]

"Clandestine missions in the Arctic"? What the fuck are you guys doing up there?

[Crissi]

Canada always gets the cool stuff.

[Kivimetsan]

Dem snowmobiles

[Crissi]

"Clandestine missions in the Arctic"? What the fuck are you guys doing up there?

Clearly rallying their trained Polar bears hiding in dens.

[Tradewind]

Clandestine missions in the Arctic? What the fuck are you guys doing up there?

Protecting.



Though truthfully they'll just use it for high speed seal clubbing.

[PACOX]

I thought the only thing in the Arctic was a bunch of nuclear subs.

[Tradewind]

Clearly rallying their trained Polar bears hiding in dens.

A sword day... a red day... and the sun rises! Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!

*Bears in unison* brooooaaarrr

[Rukentuts]

A sword day... a red day... and the sun rises! Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!

*Bears in unison* brooooaaarrr

Clearly such an effort would be unbearable.

[DEATHETERNAL]

Clearly the next best thing to a stealth bomber.

[Xarkan]

"Clandestine missions in the Arctic"? What the fuck are you guys doing up there?

It is part of their ongoing war with Denmark obviously.

Denmark obviously use canine powered snow vehicles to counter the stealth technology

[Tradewind]

It is part of their ongoing war with Denmark obviously.

Denmark obviously use canine powered snow vehicles to counter the stealth technology

Denmark is such a non-issue. The real issue is arctic sovereignty with Russia, and we're so sadly out classed. But any time someone brings it up in the house, people shit their pants.

[Kalyyn]

Hard as it is to wrap one's head around (because of our wide-spread use of the Mercator map), Canada is right next-door to Russia. Here's a Dymaxion map for reference:


That's reason enough to want to boost arctic defenses.

[xylophone]

"Clandestine missions in the Arctic"? What the fuck are you guys doing up there?

Isn't it obvious? They're preparing a covert assault on Santa's compound. Damn commie...

[Kaleredar]

...with Stealth Snowmobiles!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/...nowmobile.html

I got to hand it to my country. They're never afraid to reinforce their own stereotypes!

Bonus points for the mindless shitkickers in the comments section of the article.

This almost feels like... racist, or somethin'. The joke literally writes itself...

"Americans have stealth bombers, Canadians have stealth... snowmobiles."


Anyway, those snowmobiles will only be effective for a few more years in the arctic. They'll have to start working on stealth jet skis before long.

[Tradewind]

Hard as it is to wrap one's head around (because of our wide-spread use of the Mercator map), Canada is right next-door to Russia. Here's a Dymaxion map for reference:

That's reason enough to want to boost arctic defenses.

and people don't realize why it's worth protecting. It's not just dick flexing. The North and the Arctic are massive....-massive- oil and gas reserves as well as other precious materials...Gold, Uranium, Tungsten, Silver, Diamonds.

Last thing we need is Russia throwing down a flag on what is sovereign Canadian waters.

[Rukentuts]

Last thing we need is Russia throwing down a flag on what is sovereign Canadian waters.

And protect against those villainous dolphin and whale.

[Tradewind]

And protect against those villainous dolphin and whale.

I don't know that there's many dolphins up there :P lol Orcas maybe, but even they don't usually go that far north.

Narwhals more likely :P

[Crissi]

and people don't realize why it's worth protecting. It's not just dick flexing. The North and the Arctic are massive....-massive- oil and gas reserves as well as other precious materials...Gold, Uranium, Tungsten, Silver, Diamonds.

Last thing we need is Russia throwing down a flag on what is sovereign Canadian waters.

you know the U.S will support you, because its much better for Canada to have oil than Russia. We <3 Canada. Russia...not so much.

[Tradewind]

you know the U.S will support you, because its much better for Canada to have oil than Russia. We <3 Canada. Russia...not so much.

Honestly, it's less spoken of, but we don't want you there either :P lol But yeah, that's definitely more preferable lol.