Worst gameS ever? The countless Mahjong games that were in the Gameboy compilation cartridges. If you were born in the 80's you will know what i'm talking about
Worst gameS ever? The countless Mahjong games that were in the Gameboy compilation cartridges. If you were born in the 80's you will know what i'm talking about
9/10, love the trolling, had me a good laugh.
you got me at "chess has no story", i knew where this was going.
you lost one point for the "animation argument, didn't find it compelling"
nice read
a bit sad though people above me didn't understand the humor.
Chess is not a RPG. It was developed by humans.
It doesn't pretend to have a storyline, so having no storyline is not a negativ.
Chess has never claimed to have different areas, and I am fairly certain this isn't normally complaints about any game ever.
Chess has never claimed to have interesting combat mechanics, instead focusing on tactical gameplay. Special effects and animation is impossible in a physical board game.
There are no classes in chess. The unique movement patterns and initial position of each piece is what makes chess one of the most complex games in the world. The queen is useless without proper support, and since both players have equal pieces at the start all your points here are mute. Ninjas were essentially the secret agents of feudal Japan, and never had anything to do with the type of battlefields that chess is loosely supposed to emulate. The knight is supposed to simulate the erratic movement that cavalery could exhibit on the battlefield, which again is a loose emulation and alot of realism is sacrificed for complex tactical gameplay.
The king is the weak spot, which creates a complex balance of using your pieces for both defense and offense at the same time and makes the tactical choices far more complex. It's an integral part of the design.
Chess has no classes, has tactically complex gameplay and a game is as long or short as you want them to be by setting time-limits. Chess can easily be essentially free by taking a few pieces of paper and something to draw with. Make a playing grid on one piece of paper and cut another piece of paper into pieces and draw marks on them to denote what piece it is.
You are wrong.
Granted, the OP isn't exactly funny, but come on... You people actually think he's being serious? Oh sweet jeebus...
Amazing sig, done by mighty Lokann
I was bored and not in the mood to be trolled so I took him seriously. The best defense (against trolls) is a good offense (using trolling).
Knights are OP.
(Warframe) - Dragon & Typhoon-
(Neverwinter) - Trickster Rogue & Guardian Fighter -
You guys should all stop hating on Chess, does no one remember that they were nice enough to not put Day 1 DLC out for it at least?