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    Spreadable Beer

    http://consumerist.com/2013/08/30/sp...r-some-reason/

    A partnership between a brewery and a chocolate company in the same Italian town has created the worlds first spreadable beer. Sort of like nutella or peanut butter but you get drunk off it.

    • Is this a good idea?
    • Would you try it?

    Personally i think it's an awesome idea!
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    I'm a beer lover so I'd try it.

    I just don't see the point... or the market.

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    I don't get it, but I would try it. And it shouldn't be called "Spreadable Beer". It stopped being beer when it stopped being something you could drink.

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    I always thought of vegemite as spreadable beer...
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    If it doesn't taste like poop then sure I'd try it...

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    Maybe it would be like a combination of Vegemite, Nutella and a chocolate stout.

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    Imagine trying to get drunk off that. I need like a case a night to get anywhere. Have fun eating ten tons of toast.

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    I'd try it, but it sounds like one of those ideas one has when you come home at 2am, drunk and hungry, and try to cook something other than cup noodles

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    Nah, I prefer drinking it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kujako View Post
    I always thought of vegemite as spreadable beer...
    It pretty much is, vegemite is made from the yeast extract from distilleries so we aussies have had spreadable beer for a looooong time already

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    Quote Originally Posted by vizzle View Post
    If it doesn't taste like poop then sure I'd try it...
    Well, it kind of does. Tried it few months ago, and I'm a beer and nutella lover.

    Very disappointing.

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    I'm still wondering how they managed to mix something that dissolves just about anything with something that shouldn't dissolve.

    What's the shelf life on this stuff, 17 minutes?

    It just sounds really bleh, until I think about it more. Then it sounds even more bleh, with more than a bit of URGGGGGGHHHHH! and HUUUUAAAAAAA (chunks in the bowl) thrown in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokoshne View Post
    Sort of like nutella or peanut butter but you get drunk off it.
    Takes a lot of time, money and determination to get drunk off it.. I think.

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    because nothing says refreshing like eating alcohol off your favourite bread. I think I'll stick to drinking it!

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    £50 a jar though, probably have to settle for some spreadable white cider instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Senchae View Post
    because nothing says refreshing like eating alcohol off your favourite bread. I think I'll stick to drinking it!
    Just buy some drinkable toast to go with it and you're winning.
    Last edited by mmoc53a5d0407d; 2013-09-03 at 10:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokoshne View Post
    http://consumerist.com/2013/08/30/sp...r-some-reason/

    A partnership between a brewery and a chocolate company in the same Italian town has created the worlds first spreadable beer. Sort of like nutella or peanut butter but you get drunk off it.

    • Is this a good idea?
    • Would you try it?

    Personally i think it's an awesome idea!
    Gonna have to order some of that for my father.

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    I'm sure it taste like shit.. I would'nt buy it.
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    50 dollars a jar....


    or you could buy this for less than a pound:



    Exactly the same stuff. Except it isn't alcoholic (but you could always sprinkle a bit of vodka over the toast if that is so much of an issue).

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    I would like to try it. But it sounds horrible

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