They may not be the hottest in the world, but their humor makes me lol. The men, anyways. Not really into women.
OP:
Just be happy that you are leaving America for a while where there are more overweight women than there are attractive women, and most of the attractive women get around more than priest in a room full of altar boys.
I went to Ireland with my wife a few years back and British women on average are a hell of a lot more attractive than American women.
Also, British people in general seem to be a lot nicer to interact with than your average American.
Closing this as this is not a topic for our forums, and nothing constructive is really coming from it.