Name 5 to 10 things you would do in America if you had absolute power.

[wdh1974]

Simple topic, name them. How long will the USA last under your rules.

1.Send all government home, shut down everything but bare essentials, get ready for a rough but needed cleansing.

2. Begin nation wide drilling for oil and gas on an enormous scale get shifts working 24/7 to create and get resources gathered.

3. pull ALL troops home, and impose HUGE taxs on any business that had existed inside the USA within the last 15 years, that moved simply to turn a larger profit(dont ship us your garbage), do everything i can to force American made.

3. instantly cease all abortion/gay rights issues that are in any way linked to the government, those are personal/social issues that are too divisive and government doesnt need to touch them.

4. force ALL workers in the USA that are not FULL CITIZENS to ONLY be able to work for harvesting and construction(fix your own country, america has bleed too much for our self to just give away what she has to offer freely)(unless attending college)

5.close down all borders, stop the immigration process, begin shipping out all illegals.(AGAIN grow some balls and fix your country)

6. impose a TRUE voting system that literally COUNTS every single vote, and make getting registered as detailed as getting a passport. ALL voting stations will be protected by militarty(no more thugs outside trying to scare folks away) Have MIT grads create a safe electronic voting system encryption keys and such.

7.English as the ONLY language, and start requiring ALLEGIANCE to AMERICA(all businesses say the pledge each day before shift starts), aka you don't come here hate us send all your money home. Find ways to limit the sending of cash for the sole purpose of supporting ones family overseas, AGAIN fix your OWN damn country!!! MAN UP, too many cowards.

8. install the largest missile defense system known to man. And KICK OUT THE UN along with all diplomats.

9. Freedom and liberty shirk the government FREEDOM for AMERICANS not foreign "guests"

[Ace192]

Wow... I was expecting some kind of joke thread where we would say "LOL I would make all women be naked and dance for me at all times," or something stupid like that. I didn't expect to walk into a thread of bigotry, bullshit spewing and overall idiocy. None of your answers make any sense and you probably really have no idea how this country runs. like 8/9 things you want to do would fuck this country up big time. Also, bigotry will get you no sympathy on this website.

[Eats Compost]

6. impose a TRUE voting system that literally COUNTS every single vote, and make getting registered as detailed as getting a passport. ALL voting stations will be protected by militarty(no more thugs outside trying to scare folks away) Have MIT grads create a safe electronic voting system encryption keys and such.

Wait, you think THAT'S what's wrong with America's voting system? Not the whole "two parties and totally unfeasible small-party votes" thing?

Also, if you really wanted people not to be deterred from voting, you could just make it, y'know, mandatory. I know, I know, liberty and freedom and all of that, but voting in competent leaders isn't just a right, it's a responsibility. God forbid that you're forced to go to a polling booth once every few years.

[Obby]

Wait, you think THAT'S what's wrong with America's voting system? Not the whole "two parties and totally unfeasible small-party votes" thing?

If you really wanted people not to be deterred from voting, you could just make it, y'know, mandatory. Voting isn't just a right, it's a responsibility.

ill consider it a responsibility the day they take their jobs seriously....and cant vote for their own pay raise and pay dead soldires familys the money they owe them instead of fighting like a bunch of fucking r tards over a healthcare bill

oh and when they fuckign campeign right instead of x said hell do this he did the complete opposite....all it is is a fucking dick measureing contest now ever ad for anything isnt hi im x im running for this office heres what id like to do....no its dont vote for y hes a fucko

[wdh1974]

Plese dont hijack my thread, i know you're being good liberals, but just ignore this thread or make your own list, unless you're afraid.

[Sunseeker]

Those are pretty much all the opposite of freedom and liberty. You can't create freedom through oppression.

[wdh1974]

Obama care isnt oppression?

[BetrayedOf52]

I would do one thing, and one thing only.

1. Mandatory, no exceptions, absolutely have to be swaggin out at all times.

[hulkgor]

Wow, there are some scary people around here... OP, get help.

[obdigore]

Obama care isnt oppression?

The ACA is the closest thing to a 'free-market' solution you can get to the ever rising for profit healthcare costs.

[vindicatorx]

Plese dont hijack my thread, i know you're being good liberals, but just ignore this thread or make your own list, unless you're afraid.

Your thread is a joke. Calling them liberals shows you are clueless in general on politics. Your answer is to make a dictatorship where anything you don't want to deal with is swept under the rug? Also, the section on illegals only being allowed to work the shitty jobs is laughable, what do you think they do now? They sure aren't CEO's or anything like that. Enforce buying made in America you say well perhaps if the typical American didn't expect $20 an hour for doing anything any uneducated person can do perhaps more people would be able to afford to do that now. I'm sorry but most of your ideas are ridiculous and wouldn't fix anything.

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Obama care isnt oppression?

only a person with a defunct logic would think that.

[DownButStillOut]

First, I would create two stargates, in America... Then give one to Russia.
Second, Install a smiling quota.
Third, Deploy robocops.
Fourth, Bring back MC Hammer.
Fifth, Have partisan politicians engage in trust fall exercises.

Ultimate power to to anything, I love it.

[Sett]

1. Tax on churches and other such things. Heavy taxes on the WBC.

2. Legalize gay marriage so we can be done with this taking fifty years to do something crap.

3. All news sources must be based on actual news. I know Fox News is full of eggheads but this stems out to any of the 'major' T.V networks trying to pull crap.

4. Better funding to education and also animal care.

5. Encourage recycling programs and projects all over America.

6. Abortion is here to stay. 'If abortion bothers you then don't have one' will be the policy.

[Fenicks]

"Absolute power" you say? Well, okay then:

1. Put Miley Cirus & Justin Beiber in prison.

2. Make myself President, then change my title to Lord Commander of the Universe.

3. Turn the White House into another Playboy Mansion.

4. Stop military spending and put that money into Blizzard developing additional content. NO MORE DAILIES.

5. Shut down all fast food joints and transform them into healthy restaurants.

6. Ban anyone below the age of 18 from playing online video games (sorry kids).

7. Fix our K-12 education system and make college a lot cheaper.

8. Invade Canada/Mexico and use their land to create energy facilities for us.

9. Force Stephen King to write another Dark Tower book.

10. Make my birthday a national holiday.

I think I'd make most folks pretty happy to be honest. Not like they'd be allowed to say otherwise, of course.

[onemanaleft]

1. secure borders

2. grant citizenship to all illegals who have been here longer than 5 years with a job and no criminal record

3. cut all foreign aid, id rather have threats than bribes when dealing with lunatics

4. cut down slightly on the population of our armed forces but put the excess money into R&D, id rather have stealth bombers and drones to deal with enemies than a few guys who couldn't cut it at a college

5. rework education system to not pander to the absolute stupidest of kids while draggin the top down to give a false sense of equality and kill potential geniuses in elementary and middle school

6. repeal obamacare, im a fan of personal responsibility not regulation

7. remove or rework the college grant system to not give charity to kids whos ancestors suffered while the deserving get $0

8. give funding back to nasa, we can take all of our billions of foreign aid and put it into some good R&D (not just nasa but a magnitude of things)

9. just hand money to elon musk and say do something awesome with this

10. pass a law to require our nations total expenses to be equal to or less than what we take in from taxes or have in reservse or bonds, not borrowing our expenses away saying the next generation can worry about it

[FathomFear]

I wouldn't do anything because I don't believe in dictatorships--lol.

[taheen74]

Obama care isnt oppression?

No it isn't. Exactly what the hell is wrong with every American having a basic right to affordable health care? Do I agree with it being mandatory? No, however I do think it should be available. You obviously have never had to have surgery or have had to make an emergency room visit in your life, have you?

Let me guess, you'd be perfectly fine with it if an independent came up with the bill, instead of an African American President. That last part is all this really amounts to.

People have had issues with Obama since the day he got elected only because "He's black". I'm not kidding here folks- this is one of the number one arguments I have heard concerning Obama. It's getting old.

Also, if you don't like our American laws: leave.

[Gandrake]

break the law. over and over and over again.
take over MMO companies
purchase a lambo with with similar functions to a batmobile and mounted machine gun turrets
anal with christina ricci
demand to have a party with all of my favorite musicians and comedians
dress your grandma up in lingerie and snort cocaine off her ass
take over a studio and make my own video games
get that "you've just been kicked in the nuts" guy to kick my friends in the nuts
turn the superbowl stadium into a coliseum where prisoners must fight to the death
punch a crying baby in the face

hey man you asked

Make myself President, then change my title to Lord Commander of the Universe

stole my idea

[Digglett]

make everything imaginable illegal for everyone in the country besides me


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[taheen74]

1. Better infrastructure
2. Rewrite amendments and constitution.
3. 500% more funding on science and technology.
4. 500% more funding education and teachers.
5. Any place of employment to able the worker(S) to make a livable wage/salary & no one to work more then 40 hours a week

Completely agree with this last one. I used to work for a Japanese owned company and I think I had like 4 months of constant work (meaning every, single day including weekends).