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    Me, her, the waitstaff, all the above.
    Damn... Did it end with a murder or marriage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garian View Post
    It's basically a topic about how women have unrealistically high expectations.
    Ah, ok, ty.

    Tip.. learn to recognize those sorts and don't date them. Goes for both genders.

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    you know what guys. I'm going to make a profile on pof.com and keep you guys updated. Should be fucking hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemposs View Post
    Damn... Did it end with a murder or marriage?
    It led to me not sending the friend that set me up a Christmas card that year lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garian View Post
    It's basically a topic about how women have unrealistically high expectations.
    Only a few do, in my experience. Mostly the fat ones that are absolutely convinced that their weight should have absolutely no bearing on what sort of man they end up with...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybourne View Post
    i've heard of people having sex with their childs in the same room....life is strange man.
    I'd consider that pretty tame compared to some things I've heard.
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    Also a vegetable is a person.
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    I dont care if they [gays] are allowed to donate [blood], but I think we should have an option to refuse gay blood if we need to receive blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybourne View Post
    i've heard of people having sex with their childs in the same room....life is strange man.
    Even a dog makes me uncomfortable.

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    It led to me not sending the friend that set me up a Christmas card that year lol
    Saved that dollar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectral View Post
    Even a dog makes me uncomfortable.
    Ugh, when you get the cold nose poking you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Ugh, when you get the cold nose poking you...
    Yeah, that's the good....


    Wait, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectral View Post
    Even a dog makes me uncomfortable.
    Nothing quite beats your SO's stepfather walking in on you who happens to be REALLY conservative...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Nothing quite beats your SO's stepfather walking in on you who happens to be REALLY conservative...
    Did he shoot you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectral View Post
    Even a dog makes me uncomfortable.
    It's the eye contact that does it. Or sometimes the feel. When I was 16 and sleeping with my then girlfriend, we'd just finished and I had my arm over the side of the bed. Somehow, the puppy got in and began nibbling on my fingers. I shit myself, I don't want to imagine my reaction had it occurred during.
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    Also a vegetable is a person.
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    I dont care if they [gays] are allowed to donate [blood], but I think we should have an option to refuse gay blood if we need to receive blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Did he shoot you?
    Nah, just told the bf that he needed to talk to him downstairs. I left soon after, and then the bf and I moved in together the next day lol.

    We arnt together anymore though so...eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Ugh, when you get the cold nose poking you...

    Awkward.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Nothing quite beats your SO's stepfather walking in on you who happens to be REALLY conservative...
    My two best are having to run out of a house shirtless because I was unaware that I was at the apartment of someone that still considered himself to be a woman's boyfriend. The other was a tagteam in the works that was interrupted by the girl's brother banging on the door and yelling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Nothing quite beats your SO's stepfather walking in on you who happens to be REALLY conservative...
    I think I can top that. Again, we were 16 maybe 17 I think - me and her were looking after her 4 and 6 year old cousins. We had them downstairs and had put on The Simpsons Movie for them because whilst maybe not age appropriate, they wouldn't understand it so it wouldn't harm them and they seemed to like it. We were upstairs having sex (or maybe about to, I really don't remember, which is bad...) and the 4 year old let herself into the room and ran in and jumped onto the bed, on top of me who was on top of the girl.

    Yeah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by goblinpaladin View Post
    Also a vegetable is a person.
    Quote Originally Posted by Orlong View Post
    I dont care if they [gays] are allowed to donate [blood], but I think we should have an option to refuse gay blood if we need to receive blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Ugh, when you get the cold nose poking you...
    i feel like there's a reddit for that

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    I do feel bad for straight guys--sometimes--as they tend to get the shaft when it comes to dating. As a gay guy myself, I haven't really experienced the feeling that I "needed" to pay for every date for an extended period of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectral View Post
    My two best are having to run out of a house shirtless because I was unaware that I was at the apartment of someone that still considered himself to be a woman's boyfriend. The other was a tagteam in the works that was interrupted by the girl's brother banging on the door and yelling.
    o.O eeep.

    although I know my dad would have just cheered us on. Im the daughter of the biggest perv on the planet i swear to god...

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