you know what guys. I'm going to make a profile on pof.com and keep you guys updated. Should be fucking hilarious.
It's the eye contact that does it. Or sometimes the feel. When I was 16 and sleeping with my then girlfriend, we'd just finished and I had my arm over the side of the bed. Somehow, the puppy got in and began nibbling on my fingers. I shit myself, I don't want to imagine my reaction had it occurred during.
My two best are having to run out of a house shirtless because I was unaware that I was at the apartment of someone that still considered himself to be a woman's boyfriend. The other was a tagteam in the works that was interrupted by the girl's brother banging on the door and yelling.
I think I can top that. Again, we were 16 maybe 17 I think - me and her were looking after her 4 and 6 year old cousins. We had them downstairs and had put on The Simpsons Movie for them because whilst maybe not age appropriate, they wouldn't understand it so it wouldn't harm them and they seemed to like it. We were upstairs having sex (or maybe about to, I really don't remember, which is bad...) and the 4 year old let herself into the room and ran in and jumped onto the bed, on top of me who was on top of the girl.
Yeah...
I do feel bad for straight guys--sometimes--as they tend to get the shaft when it comes to dating. As a gay guy myself, I haven't really experienced the feeling that I "needed" to pay for every date for an extended period of time.