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    Quote Originally Posted by stuartj1992 View Post
    Canyon who spends their time making geology based puns really have a girlfriend?

    I'm schist not sure.
    Even if he doesn't have one now, I'm sure hill have a girl one day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuartj1992 View Post
    Canyon who spends their time making geology based puns really have a girlfriend?

    I'm schist not sure.
    Quit trying to foil our fun, it's clear you just trying to metal.
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    But anyway it's OK to be jelly of the tallest midget.

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    This is a coal thread OP, A real gold mine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    Even if he doesn't have one now, I'm sure hill have a girl one day.
    Indeed he will. After all, geologists make the bedrock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabian View Post
    Indeed he will. After all, geologists make the bedrock.
    That is at the core of many relationships.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    This is a coal thread OP, A real gold mine.
    One can't help but marble at these people's ingenuity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    That is at the core of many relationships.
    True, but it can't just be about that. You don't want to be a bore elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuartj1992 View Post
    One can't help but marble at these people's ingenuity.
    I just lava good pun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    I just lava good pun.
    When it comes to puns, I have a huge apatite.

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    *god tier thread achieved*

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    I keep trying to come up with a joke.
    But all I can think of is Geodude from Pokemon.
    And there's no real way to fit 'Geodude' into a sentence comfortably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuartj1992 View Post
    When it comes to puns, I have a huge apatite.
    Same here, my friends think I'm mantle.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xalzel View Post
    *god tier thread achieved*
    I know right, it's in a clast of its own.

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    I laughed too hard at this..

    Haha..ha..ha..
    ha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    Same here, my friends think I'm mantle.
    You should get them to joint in. It's not your fault, after all.

    Just be pelite about it.

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    I wonder if OP's relationship is plutonic. It could explain some of the stress he is under.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuartj1992 View Post
    You should get them to joint in. It's not your fault, after all.

    Just be pelite about it.
    Whenever I try they just seem to erupt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    I wonder if OP's relationship is plutonic. It could explain some of the stress he is under.
    It could well be. He should just tell her how he fels.

    After all, what's the worst that could happen? She's not exactly going to slate him for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    I wonder if OP's relationship is plutonic. It could explain some of the stress he is under.

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    Whenever I try they just seem to erupt.
    Some people are schist so rudite.

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    Got me hungry, want a quartz'er pounder now.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuartj1992 View Post
    It could well be. He should just tell her how he fels.

    After all, what's the worst that could happen? She's not exactly going to slate him for it.
    Want to know how that went, maybe he boulder over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuartj1992 View Post
    It could well be. He should just tell her how he fels.

    After all, what's the worst that could happen? She's not exactly going to slate him for it.
    It was shear luck I was able to find a girl for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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    This thread is clastic.
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xylophone View Post
    It was shear luck I was able to find a girl for me.
    Sadly, I'm in a bit of a slump on the girl front right now.

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