How do I eat this Oreo cookie thingy? Instructions not clear.

[Deleted]

I like to twist it then scrape the shizzle stuff off with mah teeth then dunk it in a mug o tea I'm English its what we do if you don't like it go and make a cartoon of us with bad teeth.

[Forgettable]

Please see the informative guide below:

Note: Before beginning, make sure your hands are clean.

1. Open package of oreos carefully.
2. Remove one (1) oreo from package using dominant hand.
3. Using jaw, open mouth.
4. Using dominant hand, place oreo precisely into mouth.
5. Using jaw, chew oreo until fully tenderized.
6. Using esophagus, swallow oreo. WARNING: Multiple swallows per oreo may be required. Take care that too much oreo is not swallowed all at once.

EDIT:

Since the original guide caused a poor soul to chomp off his own hand, I have revised the guide. Please see below:

Note: Before beginning, make sure your hands are clean.

1. Open package of oreos carefully using any means necessary.
2. Remove one (1) oreo from package using dominant hand.
3. Using jaw, open mouth.
4. Using dominant hand, place oreo precisely into mouth.
5. Remove hand from mouth to prevent biting and/or severing of hand.
6. Using jaw, chew oreo until fully tenderized.
7. Using esophagus, swallow oreo. WARNING: Multiple swallows per oreo may be required. Take care that too much oreo is not swallowed all at once.

[Deleted]

you put it in your mouth like a dick that you probably do, chew that shit and swallow... none of this wacky and zany bullshit

[Deleted]

Please see the informative guide below:

Note: Before beginning, make sure your hands are clean.

1. Open package of oreos carefully.
2. Remove one (1) oreo from package using dominant hand.
3. Using jaw, open mouth.
4. Using dominant hand, place oreo precisely into mouth.
5. Using jaw, chew oreo until fully tenderized.
6. Using esophagus, swallow oreo. WARNING: Multiple swallows per oreo may be required. Take care that too much oreo is not swallowed all at once.

omfg i didn't take hand out of mount before i chew now you ow me a new hand

[Forgettable]

omfg i didn't take hand out of mount before i chew now you ow me a new hand

Oh dear, I must amend the guide!

[MdAlmighty]

... Oh dear did you get some part of your body stuck in a ceiling fan?

I had that joke in the title, but some moderator edited it out! Now it just says "Instructions not clear". That just sounds lame :/

He also moves it from general off-topic to fun stuff. This isn't fun, it's a serious question..

[alt-ithist]

Do what I do, switch to chips ahoy.

[Chirri]

I'd rather use a butter knife to pop that nasty white stuff off the chocolate biscuit, then just eat the biscuit. I really don't like the waxy film the filling leaves on the roof of my mouth.

[Deleted]

Do whatever you do to all other cookies, take a bite, chew and swallow?
That other stuff is just nasty, who the hell dips their cookies in milk? Barbaric 'murican savages. It's just like putting bacon on a hamburger... why would you do that? That's just barbaric. It's like eating with your hands instead of a knife and a fork.

Besides, I don't think we even have this brand in my country. Never seen it.

[Nygma7]

It's just like putting bacon on a hamburger... why would you do that? That's just barbaric.

Anyone asking such a question is clearly living is a dark, savage, and uncultured place. Pity him, people. Do not censure.

[Pony Soldier]

Like with any cookie I eat, I dunk it in milk and eat it.

[klaps_05]

i actually dont like the white stuff at all, but cba scraping it off. so i just put it in my mouth and chew as fast as possible to get it over with!

[mickybrighteyes]

Twist it
pull it
dunk it
lick it

chomp it
nom it
quick replace it

O-R-E-O

[Deleted]

1 Take your Norwegian Viking axe.
2 Smash the Oreo with it
3 Smash it again till it stops moving
4 Stuff whats left of it in your mouth and let go a victorious roar

[Azutael]

I would not eat it, but then again I don't like Oreo's, doesn't help with the Norwegian (clearly dubbed) commercials, and the way they say Oreo. Simply awful.
Also, every time I say Oreo, I end up singing it to the theme from tailspin. "Oreo, tailspin Oreo tailspin!"

[Deleted]

Tap Z or R twice.

[KOMO1211]

propper way is either split 2 apart so there are 2 cookies with nothing on them and 2 with teh stuffing on them, put the 2 with stuffing together and have 1 mega oreo, and eat the other 2 cookies or throw them away or what have you. or eat them in a chocolate suicide ...http://www.justapinch.com/recipes/ch...e-suicide.html

[Asotcha]

Dunk in a glass of milk, eat, redo steps 1&2.

This

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[Fungj]

Oreo packages really need to come with a instruction step by step.

[Auxis]

I usually twist em, scrape the filling off of the cookie with my upper middle teeth, then dunk em.