Humans descended from sex between a chimp and a pig

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In either case, I'm not giving up bacon.

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I thought we're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel.

Mrs Garrison i love you, but you forgot to include retarded ;(

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We might as well start eating some chimp meat.

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Hang on a second... What IF Ancient Aliens spliced pig DNA with chimp DNA to create humans? Lel! xD

[Darsithis]

so I am part pig ?
Excuse me a moment whilst I go slice some bacon off myself.

Share! I'd like some SigmaBacon!

[Lumicide]

Seems plausible from the Headline alone no further proves needed.

How so? Chimps can't procreate with anything besides Chimps, and maybe Bonobos (though I'm not sure if the offspring would be valid), but nothing else. Asses and zedonks do not contribute to the diversification of their parent species, as they are not fertile. Our species, and its progenitors, are far too removed from the pig species to ever produce offspring, let alone valid offspring.

I suppose you're kidding?

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How so? Chimps can't procreate with anything besides Chimps, and Bonobos, but nothing else. Asses and zedonks do not contribute to the diversification of their parent species, as they are not fertile. Our species, and its progenitors, are far too removed from the pig species to ever produce offspring, let alone valid offspring.

Headline is all i need lalalala

[OzoAndIndi]

And horses weirdly seem to be the only animal with hair like ours, enough so that the same shampoo can be used... Guess we're also part horse. Watch out, it's Horsechimppig.

[God8010]

[Dendrek]

Does this mean certain forms of bestiality will now be legal?

[Tastyfish]

so I am part pig ?
Excuse me a moment whilst I go slice some bacon off myself.

Clearly we are not the 30 min orgasm part of the pig

[Taurous]

Uhhhhhhhh

What?


If big cats can't create fertile offspring with other big cats, I doubt a Primate could have produced ANYTHING with an Artiodactyl

Dude, of course you can't mate with a Pokemon!

/comedy aside. I don't agree with Pig/Chimp people.

[Teebone]

I work retail. Don't even need scientific proof to sign on to this theory.

[frogger237]

This must mean Al Gore was mistaken, the creature wasn't manbearpig it was manchimppig.

[God8010]

Unless you've raised pigs, watched how they act. Very social creatures, can hold grudges, wont sleep in its own shit, wear natures sun tan lotion. Only farm animal I know that wont drink dirty water. Also the way it looks at you and follows your movement. It knows when you've come to kill it and the body has a lot in common with humans.

Still, people are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not ready for this. We're still fighting religion and the projected image of a pig will never be accepted by the human ego.

[Shahad]

Glad I aint jewish or muslim ;o

Actually, think about it. If we're descended from pigs then wouldn't the consumption of their meat be a form of cannibalism? I find that quite interesting.

[Kaleredar]

Unless you've raised pigs, watched how they act. Very social creatures, can hold grudges, wont sleep in its own shit, wear natures sun tan lotion. Only farm animal I know that wont drink dirty water. Also the way it looks at you and follows your movement. It knows when you've come to kill it and the body has a lot in common with humans.

Still, people are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not ready for this. We're still fighting religion and the projected image of a pig will never be accepted by the human ego.

So pigs kind of act like humans? That's your justification for believing this nonsense?

You know what ALSO exhibit human like behaviors? Elephants... Dolphins... several other primates... African grey parrots... some komodo dragons in zoos...

what kind of weird animal orgy do you have playing in your mind?



And hey, if we can now magically interbreed across clades, can I breed my dog with a dolphin and produce man's underwater best friend?

[Aeluron Lightsong]

Bull shit more news at 11.

[Tastyfish]

I mean having a PhD doesn't exclude you from being an idiot, but come on... In your own field?

I read a guy with too many PhDs that said in a book he wrote that there is no empirical evidence that meth makes you ugly. I think living in the bubble makes some of them loose touch.

[God8010]

So pigs kind of act like humans? That's your justification for believing this nonsense?

You know what ALSO exhibit human like behaviors? Elephants... Dolphins... several other primates... African grey parrots... some komodo dragons in zoos...

what kind of weird animal orgy do you have playing in your mind?

You have to remember this is a monkey and a pig from a long ass time ago. Like, you won't recognize them as the thing you see today. Still, try using any of those animals in human anatomy. Tell me how it goes for ya.

I'm not fighting for this. I had this idea a long time ago. I know what I'd face and I'd rather admit defeat and let time have it.