Alleged masturbating man in Salem bar arrested after Taser proves ineffective.

[Kapadons]

Nah, you're just being an edgy teenager who has to point out how there's so much death in the world and how none of that affects your heart of stone, because you've been watching Game of Thrones for 2 seasons now.

The challenge stands, go to Burger King and jizz 'em all!

I'm neither a teenager nor have I ever seen an episode game of thrones.