let me give you some advice on women

[Ron Burgundy]

first off, falling for a woman is MUCH different than a woman who is falling for you. you need to learn the difference.

if you find yourself texting her every 2 minutes and constantly calling her, you are just setting yourself up to be crucified. you will be crucified and it will be very painful. in all honesty, guys are pretty innocent compared to girls. for the most part we are pretty straight forward and say what's on our mind. we'll call our buddies to go play soccer on the beach for the sake of having a good time. girls on the other hand ALWAYS have agendas and they all play games.

lets say you've fallen for a girl, you don't really reveal personal things between you with others that ask you about it. you keep it private. but her? she has talked to ALL her girlfriends about you and possibly other guys and or ex boyfriends.


you need to start playing games with them like they are to us. when she comes back to your place and starts taking her clothes off, you have to tell her, "i don't think you're ready for me. i want to make a mental connection with you before we take that step in our relationship."

you hold out for a few weeks. she then realizes you are the one and starts talking to all her girlfriends that you're different than 99% of guys out there. because 99% of guys would have slept with her. this flips the power dynamic and she goes crazy over you.



also, women actually have a higher sex drive than men.

[Lilbruz]

Lemme just get my popcorn - I think this will get really interesting

[Yunru]

Sounds like you copy pasted this from somewhere .

[Knough]

So your advice in a nutshell is "girls are evil and can't be trusted" while "guys are innocent victims" and then you suggest that a healthy relationship is based on turning down sex for manipulative purposes?

[Deleted]

And then she pulls out her 8½" anal destroyer dildo and forgets that you exist.

[Kuthe]

wubwub Ron. Tell us about all your girl dramas.
Maybe if you did something other than post on a gaming forum you'd have better luck.

[Crissi]

This is funny

[Tommy T]

My advice for men and women.

Let men be men. Let women be women. Embrace the stereotypes (to a degree).

[Deleted]

So your advice in a nutshell is "girls are evil and can't be trusted" while "guys are innocent victims" and then you suggest that a healthy relationship is based on turning down sex for manipulative purposes?

Might be how he get's his kicks. I used to get my kick when a girl was falling for me and I shown interest and then just ignore her all of the sudden. Everyone is different, so there is no "this is the only and the best advice on women"...

[Ilyanda]

Relationships aren't about power plays and manipulation >< You, sir, are doing it very, very wrong indeed. On the other hand, if you're into this kind of thing it's probably best that you're into that kind of girl. That'll keep you from screwing up the not-completely-psychotic women out there.

[Airwaves]

Out of all the people on this fourm I would take advise from. You would be right down the bottom.

[Feel The Power]

And then she pulls out her 8½" anal destroyer dildo and forgets that you exist.

and that's when I pull out my 10'' anal destroyer dildo and forget she exists.

[Kisho]

Sounds like you just got hurt, OP. These things happen, and it sucks when they do. But you can't fall into the trap of thinking all women are the same, or that they're all out to hurt you. That's completely, factually wrong.

You'll find someone right for you. There'll be no games, no bullshit manipulation. Just honesty and trust. It'll be wonderful when it happens. I hope you find it soon.

[Blueobelisk]

Thanks for the insight, Ron.

[Deleted]

also, women actually have a higher sex drive than men.

Adding insult to injury.
Pro Tip don't tell your Girlfriend that you go to porn castings.

[Deleted]

very advice
many wisdom
much skill
wow

Except for the holding off on sex? YOU NUTS??

[Deleted]

first off, falling for a woman is MUCH different than a woman who is falling for you. you need to learn the difference.

if you find yourself texting her every 2 minutes and constantly calling her, you are just setting yourself up to be crucified. you will be crucified and it will be very painful. in all honesty, guys are pretty innocent compared to girls. for the most part we are pretty straight forward and say what's on our mind. we'll call our buddies to go play soccer on the beach for the sake of having a good time. girls on the other hand ALWAYS have agendas and they all play games.

lets say you've fallen for a girl, you don't really reveal personal things between you with others that ask you about it. you keep it private. but her? she has talked to ALL her girlfriends about you and possibly other guys and or ex boyfriends.


you need to start playing games with them like they are to us. when she comes back to your place and starts taking her clothes off, you have to tell her, "i don't think you're ready for me. i want to make a mental connection with you before we take that step in our relationship."

you hold out for a few weeks. she then realizes you are the one and starts talking to all her girlfriends that you're different than 99% of guys out there. because 99% of guys would have slept with her. this flips the power dynamic and she goes crazy over you.



also, women actually have a higher sex drive than men.

Very good advice, sir. Altho I fail to see a reason why would you put it on a videogame forum, where people would troll the shit out of you in the end anyway. However people that think otherwise are going to get owned by their girlfriends, and people that already did, already know all about it. Cheers however!

[skitzin]

And the point of this thread is?

[Rocket Surgeon]

Adding insult to injury.
Pro Tip don't tell your Girlfriend that you go to porn castings.

I sense a story or two.

Please, do go on.

[Allatar]

And the point of this thread is?

To make us think he has been within 10 yards of a female that wasn't in a magazine or on a website.