Show self-control and don't turn immediately to booze like so many people here seem to suggest.
Show self-control and don't turn immediately to booze like so many people here seem to suggest.
Get drunk, son.
Seriously though, I recommend a cocktail called "The Last Word." Just make sure you go to a real bar that can make it.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Buy a rubber sheet for your bed before your friends take you on your "21 run". Just saying...
1 - get an ID card
2 - rent a dirty movie (yes we live in times of downloads but its a rite of passage)
3 - Buy booze
4 - Buy a cigar
5 - ......
6 - Profit!
Last edited by Trassk; 2014-02-04 at 01:17 AM.
#boycottchina
Call two hookers for a threesome. Duh.
Cheerful lack of self-preservation
Happy Birthday! ^ ^
If you go out, plan to have a designated driver or at least taxi money (just for the love of Narnia, don't drive drunk or buzzed at all), don't mix beer with hard liquor, don't drink on an empty tummy & don't forget that sometimes you won't feel the alcohol immediately so don't try to drink a lot or fast. Keep hydrated & drink water between alcoholic drinks. Don't drink more than 4 or so.
Don't eat any of your fav foods before going out- you won't enjoy or love them as much after experiencing them in reverse.
Keep a bucket or plastic trash can near your bed. Throw one leg over the edge of the bed so it doesn't feel like its spinning so much.
Eat lots of salty french fries & maybe a vanilla shake the next morning- or whenever you wake up.
Don't wear any favorite shoes or clothes, you'll probably puke on them & hopefully you have decent friends who will keep you safe & here for many more birthdays to come :)
Last edited by sugarlily; 2014-02-04 at 01:30 AM.
kintsukuroi
‘golden repair’, is the Japanese art of repairing pottery with gold or silver lacquer. The aesthetic philosophy focuses on imperfections rather than attempting to disguise them, with the intention that the piece becomes both more valuable and more beautiful because of its history and for having been broken.
Don't get drunk.
Have a beer or two, or take a few shots, but don't get drunk just for the sake of getting drunk. You have 80+ years remaining (hopefully) to try different drinks, no need to try as many as you can in one evening.
I don't understand the big fuss about getting drunk. I did it once and it was stupid.
Putin khuliyo
Don't order a beer, it is disgusting imo and the fingers don't even tingle. The only reason I drink alcohol is when I want to get drunk and then the most effective way is vodka. Do not drink alone at home, that's a bad sign! Either gather some friends and host a party or go out to the pub! Gratz!
Edit: 21 seem like an odd age to drink for the first time, is this some law in the US?
Last edited by mittacc; 2014-02-04 at 06:27 AM.
Alcohol = actual life?
Drinking is nice but it's not necessary to have a good time, I know that it's at the center of most social events for young 20-somethings but most of us grow out of binge drinking by mid to late 20s.
That being said, I sure as hell went out drinking when I turned 21 and some of my best memories from college were hanging out in bars w/friends.
You never drank before? What the hell, is that common in the states? Well, don't start of with a high % of alcohol, you'll most likely hate the taste at first. Try something sweet.
"This is no swaggering askari, no Idi Amin Dada, heavyweight boxing champion of the King's African Rifles, nor some wide shouldered, medal-strewn Nigerian general. This is an altogether more dangerous dictator - an intellectual, a spitefull African Robespierre who has outlasted them all." - The Fear: Robert Mugabe and the martyrdom of Zimbabwe, Peter Godwin.
Alcohol is overrated, but one variety that I can stand is hoegaarden.
Drink whisky, have sex with multiple women and snort cocaine ofcourse.
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange Aeons even Death may die.