Most annoying guild spam addon

[Puri]

Hi,

I am looking for the most annoying automated guild spam addon, that greets persons who come online, ding, or get an achievement.

Guild greet extended works very fine, and even has the option to not only spam the guild channel but whisper the players directly, the great catch is that I have to press it manually. AutoGratzer does is automatically, but it only reacts on achievements and only has a fixed "Gratz!".

Does anyone know an addon with the functionality of guild greet extended and is autoannoying while I'm afk?

[autopsy]

No. Now go sit the corner and think about what you've done.