Flight 370 may be on Diego Garcia AFB?

[Not Againnn]

PLEASE READ/WATCH BEFORE YOU POST MEAN THINGS. THIS STORY HOLDS SOME WATER.

UPDATE 11:50 CST

http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor...rgo%20Ship.JPG military requesting a cargo ship for transportation, travel, and relocation. Not typical for moving ammunition or arms. The ship hasn't been seen since it's request

source: http://intellihub.com/freelance-jour...-diego-garcia/
http://www.westernjournalism.com/sho...-per-gps-data/ <--- Video. start it at 20 seconds.

Intellihub investigative reporter Shepard Ambella discovered that Phillip Wood, an American high-level executive at IBM, who was on Malaysian Flight 370, sent a text message and a pitch black photo from his iPhone on March 18 at 6:22 p.m., posted to a internet message board—ten days after the plane disappeared—with the following message:

I have been held hostage by unknown military personnel after my flight was hijacked…I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone… I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.

This could be a hoax, except for the accompanying photo that was sent with the text. While the photo is simply a darkened image, as most people know, iPhones embed a staggering amount of metadata when a photo is taken, that include the exact GPS longitude and latitude coordinates of the phone. The coordinates indicate that Wood, according to Google Maps, is inside a large building on the Diego Garcia Naval Base. That the U.S. military hijacked Malaysian Flight MH370, diverted it to Diego Garcia and has imprisoned and/or killed the 239 passengers.

Read more at http://www.westernjournalism.com/sho...T3ByooJIf06.99

So basically this passenger put his iPhone in his butt then sent a picture with EXIF data to somebody. EXIF data reveals the passenger is in a secret building on a known US military base not far from Malaysia. Read the article for more.

I am 99% sure this is what happened to the plane.

> 4 investors on a plane own multibillion dollar patent, share with Carlyle Group (bad/shady people)
> Carlyle Group wants more
> So they kill them all
> Now they make 100% profit from the patent and then can make this huge story about how the plane was missing to draw attention away from them.

[Gumboy]

how do you fit an entire iphone in your butt? I am holding one in my hand right now and the dimensions do not seem to be possible.


Seems like someone wanted attention so they made this up, and had a friend there send them a picture.

[Darsithis]

This sounds like outright nonsense and is what I would expect from a site like that. I don't believe it for a minute.

[Not Againnn]

how do you fit an entire iphone in your butt? I am holding one in my hand right now and the dimensions do not seem to be possible.


Seems like someone wanted attention so they made this up, and had a friend there send them a picture.

their friend sent them a photo with exif data showing the lat and long and their friend happened to be a passenger on the missing flight?

yeah no. and people take fists in their butt sooo... im sure an iphone is no problem if you are a hostage and desperate.

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This sounds like outright nonsense and is what I would expect from a site like that. I don't believe it for a minute.

you need to watch the video then.

[poser765]

This is just about the stupidest thing I've seen all day. Yes it even tops the fleshlight iPad cover I found on the web.

[Fullmetal89]

Hahaha this is Alex Jones level of conspiracy crazy. Yes the U.S. government secretly hijacked a Malaysian flight to Beijing for shit's and giggles.

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This is just about the stupidest thing I've seen all day. Yes it even tops the fleshlight iPad cover I found on the web.

HAHAHA I had to look that up what the hell.........

[Not Againnn]

Hahaha this is Alex Jones level of conspiracy crazy. Yes the U.S. government secretly hijacked a Malaysian flight to Beijing for shit's and giggles.

no, so carlyle can make a shit tone of money off semiconductors worth billions. they had shareholders on that flight who are all dead now.

pls watch http://www.westernjournalism.com/sho...-per-gps-data/

[Deleted]

He hid an Iphone in his ass? He must have been "training" for a very long time, as for the idea that you can hide something that large on a very busy Military base without people blabbing, ridiculous.

[Not Againnn]

He hid an Iphone in his ass? He must have been "training" for a very long time, as for the idea that you can hide something that large on a very busy Military base without people blabbing, ridiculous.

hes a hostage. you'd be crying regardless. plane gets hijacked. you bite the knuckle and shove it up there. people take bigger things in the butt...

[Fullmetal89]

no, so carlyle can make a shit tone of money off semiconductors worth billions. they had shareholders on that flight who are all dead now.

pls watch http://www.westernjournalism.com/sho...-per-gps-data/

No, I'm not watching that video I read the article and it's absolutely asinine. If you truly even consider this as a possibility I feel sorry for you.

[Not Againnn]

No, I'm not watching that video I read the article and it's absolutely asinine. If you truly even consider this as a possibility I feel sorry for you.

if you cant be bothered to watch a video then i feel sorry for you lol. just because it isnt on mainstream media doesnt mean its wrong.

[Deleted]

hes a hostage. you'd be crying regardless. plane gets hijacked. you bite the knuckle and shove it up there. people take bigger things in the butt...

As a gay man I know how near impossible it is for someone to stick a phone up their ass and not not bleed out heavily.

[Not Againnn]

As a gay man I know how near impossible it is for someone to stick a phone up their ass and not not bleed out heavily.

yes because as a gay man you know 100% how anuses work.

get over yourself.

[stumpy]

He hid an Iphone in his ass? He must have been "training" for a very long time, as for the idea that you can hide something that large on a very busy Military base without people blabbing, ridiculous.

Dr. Gregory House: You think it's going to come out on its own? Are we talking bigger than a breadbasket? 'Cause actually, it will come out on its own, which for small stuff is no problem: it's wrapped up in a nice soft package and plop. Big stuff? You're gonna rip something, which, speaking medically, is when the fun stops.

Jerry Morris: How did you...?

Dr. Gregory House: You've been here for half an hour and you haven't sat down; that tells me its location. You haven't told me what it is; that tells me it's humiliating. You have a little birdie carved under your arm; that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemarrhoids. I've been a doctor twenty years, you're not going to surprise me.

Jerry Morris: It's an MP3 player.

[pause]

Dr. Gregory House: Is it... is it because of the size, the shape, or is it the pounding bass line?

[poser765]

hes a hostage. you'd be crying regardless. plane gets hijacked. you bite the knuckle and shove it up there. people take bigger things in the butt...

I'm guessing you are ignorant of some of the fundamental dynamics of inserting things in an anus. people do take bigger things, but as Rich has pointed out, there is some training involved.

[Masark]

how do you fit an entire iphone in your butt? I am holding one in my hand right now and the dimensions do not seem to be possible.

Resisting urge to link you to a certain site.

In seriousness, the widest iphone (the 3G/3GS) has a width of 2.44". It's fully possible to train to accommodate something of that width. See anal-oriented sex toy shops and pornography involving objects sold therein for evidence.

[Frozenbeef]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Stuck-Up-Ins.../dp/0312680082

[Not Againnn]

Dr. Gregory House: You think it's going to come out on its own? Are we talking bigger than a breadbasket? 'Cause actually, it will come out on its own, which for small stuff is no problem: it's wrapped up in a nice soft package and plop. Big stuff? You're gonna rip something, which, speaking medically, is when the fun stops.

Jerry Morris: How did you...?

Dr. Gregory House: You've been here for half an hour and you haven't sat down; that tells me its location. You haven't told me what it is; that tells me it's humiliating. You have a little birdie carved under your arm; that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemarrhoids. I've been a doctor twenty years, you're not going to surprise me.

Jerry Morris: It's an MP3 player.

[pause]

Dr. Gregory House: Is it... is it because of the size, the shape, or is it the pounding bass line?

NOT UNHEARD OF.

People put giant thing in their butt for fun. if your only option was to hide it in your ass, you would do it too.

[Deleted]

yes because as a gay man you know 100% how anuses work.

get over yourself.

Yeah, I do actually, it takes years of stretching to accommodate something that large and you are suggesting he did it with no lube and didn't rupture his colon?

[poser765]

NOT UNHEARD OF.

People put giant thing in their butt for fun. if your only option was to hide it in your ass, you would do it too.

The last thing I had up my ass was a suppository when I was a kid. I can tell you with absolute certainty I am NOT getting an iphone up there...however desperate I am.