I HATE you bird

[simsumre]

Why must you torture me every morning? Shut up! I don't roll out the bed, fall on the floor and start screaming at the top of my lungs "I'M AWAKE! IT'S A NEW DAY!" Stop it! I hate you bird. Just shut your stupid bird face and go eat a worm or something. Wtf is wrong with you!?

[Mayhem]

Why must you torture me every morning? Shut up! I don't roll out the bed, fall on the floor and starting screaming at the top of my lungs "I'M AWAKE! IT'S A NEW DAY!" Stop it! I hate you bird. Just shut your stupid bird face and go eat a worm or something. Wtf is wrong with you!?

this supposed to be a poem?

[simsumre]

this supposed to be a poem?

Maybe. Was it good? I opened the window to have a smoke and wrote it while having a beer.

[Mayhem]

Maybe. Was it good? I opened the window to have a smoke and wrote it while having a beer.

i can relate, so yeah

[Azgraal]

"O bowel movements, why doth thy rumbling cry maketh me slave to thy will every day?"


Can i join your daily occurances poetry club now?

[simsumre]

"O bowel movements, why doth thy rumbling cry maketh me slave to thy will every day?"


Can i join your daily occurances poetry club now?

Yes you may.

[Deleted]

Why must you torture me every morning? Shut up! I don't roll out the bed, fall on the floor and starting screaming at the top of my lungs "I'M AWAKE! IT'S A NEW DAY!" Stop it! I hate you bird. Just shut your stupid bird face and go eat a worm or something. Wtf is wrong with you!?

If more people in "Location : Undisclosed" had guns, birds waking people up in the morning, reducing their performance during the working day due to tiredness and thus being a drain on the economy, things like this wouldn't be a problem!

[Butler to Baby Sloths]

If more people in "Location : Undisclosed" had guns, birds waking people up in the morning, reducing their performance during the working day due to tiredness and thus being a drain on the economy, things like this wouldn't be a problem!

Because you could simply shoot the bird?

[Omnoms]

I treat every day as flip off the noisy birds day. It's a healthy attitude, I swear.

[Deleted]

Because you could simply shoot the bird?

Exactly. Then again I suppose you could use a knife too. They are just as deadly after all. Hard to sneak up on a bird though.

[simsumre]

Exactly. Then again I suppose you could use a knife too. They are just as deadly after all. Hard to sneak up on a bird though.

They are when people stand there like idiots and stare.

[theostrichsays]

Rumbling gastric grievances, why do you trouble me so...
The trembling from my innards even silences Simsumre's crow...

Rumbling gastric grievances, can I not have reprieve...
Maybe if I let one slip... I can only hope... and believe...

Rumbling gastric grievances, why have you forsaken my pants...
The horrible stench that emits, the reminder of my foolish chance...

I hope I am acceptable, for the poetry club.

[Mayhem]

if a bird is your problem, install a cat, i´ve read they extinguish little tweety birds out of fun

[simsumre]

Is this thread now about poop and guns?

[Hyve]

Personally, I enjoy being awaken by the birds singing, rather than a Garbage Lorry or Traffic.

[Mayhem]

Is this thread now about poop and guns?

poop, guns, birds

and a poetry club

[theostrichsays]

Is this thread now about poop and guns?

Angry birds outside your window also.

[Butler to Baby Sloths]

Exactly. Then again I suppose you could use a knife too. They are just as deadly after all. Hard to sneak up on a bird though.

Plus, if you can stomach cleaning it out, you got yourself breakfast

[Azgraal]

Rumbling gastric grievances, why do you trouble me so...
The trembling from my innards even silences Simsumre's crow...

Rumbling gastric grievances, can I not have reprieve...
Maybe if I let one slip... I can only hope... and believe...

Rumbling gastric grievances, why have you forsaken my pants...
The horrible stench that emits, the reminder of my foolish chance...

I hope I am acceptable, for the poetry club.

*tips hat*

[theostrichsays]

*tips hat*

I give full credit to Shel Silverstiend and you sir. Mrs. Silverstien for having the only poetry books I have ever read, you for reading the world rumbling which was the spark for that bit of artistic brilliance.