Just reading this entire thread through is quite funny.
It seems like everyone but the Americans talk about how much fun they where having playing Football, and all the Americans are doing is trying to belittle and degrade football to something that only children plays.
Why not just accept that the whole world outside of USA and Canada loves football and not Handegg
And that its ok? The reason small kids in your country play football is because its fun to play. The reason grownups play Handegg is because thats where the money is