The Lord is striking them for the recent Ukraine injustice.
Again?!?!?
Really Russia, another one?
Well if a doomsday asteroid ever impact Earth again we know where its going to land.
It's a meteorite! It's space debris! No... it's Superman!
How bright must that have been to light up the sky like that? I'd like to know how many people were blinded (at least temporarily) by this.
Roswell: Russia Edition.
On that note.. One of the contenders at the current American Idol season thinks she's been abducted once.
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Or as that ages old joke goes...
There was a kid and a priest playing golf. It was the kid's turn to take a swing. He swung and missed. "God damned,I missed," said the boy. Then the priest said,"hey kid, you better not say that again or God's going to strike you down." So the boy swung again...and missed."God damned, I missed," said the boy. Again the priest warned him, "God's going to strike you down if you say that again!" So the boy swung a third time... "God damned, I missed," yelled the boy. Suddenly, from out of the sky, came a huge lighting bolt which hit the priest. Then a thundering voice from above said,"God damned, I missed."
"The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."