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    What defines "art"?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFZ...has_verified=1
    NSFW. (naked woman squeezing eggs with paint out of her vagina from a height on a canvas in the name of art)

    So, if this is considered art, is me crapping on a canvas art as well? Seriously, i don't get it. Someone proclaims to be an artist, and magically their dumb shit becomes art? Someone painting a wall with his dick is a moron, get an art degree and people will pay 20 bucks to see you do it.

    I mean, beautiful paintings and stuff, i get those are considered art. But where does the line for art end? Someone trowing aborted fetuses at a canvas? I could see this woman do that as well. Now some of u might think "every buisiness has it cooks", but this was at a big art Expo. meaning this is something they want people to see, etc.

    Basicly:
    Where does art become "just someone doing dumb shit"

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    I think it's the manifestation of anything creative, in loosest form, so that video I presume.. sort of counts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Connal View Post
    Art, like beauty, is in the eyes of the beholder.

    If it moves you, its probably art... or porn...
    Or both!

    Art is very subjective. To me a photo of a potato is just a photo of a potato, to another person it symbolizes the down turn of society and they think said potato is art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Connal View Post
    Art, like beauty, is in the eyes of the beholder.

    If it moves you, its probably art... or porn...
    Depends on which part of you moves

    Though, I've seen a few nudes that felt more artistic and less like porn. Not really sure what the difference is really, or even if there is one. It's all subjective.
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    Modern performance art is bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Intentional arrangements of objects and materials designed to be aesthetically pleasing to at least some humans.

    Honestly, I think there's very little value to talk of "better" or "worse" art, except if we're measuring actual skill of artists, as opposed to how "artsy" a particular piece is.
    I'd say aesthetically pleasing or emotionally engaging, but otherwise I'm on board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    That's a good addition.
    I'd add, "or makes you question anything."

    But I'm pretty open about things like this.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esdese View Post
    Modern performance art is bullshit.
    Pretty much this.

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    The expression or application of human creative skill and imagination producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power.

    Anything can be art. People who claim video games can't be art are uneducated morons who want to change definitions of words just to reflect their own opinion, usually for some sort of agenda. If a bum sculpts a interpretation of his emotion in his own feces, that is art if he considers it as such. Disgusting but art nonetheless.

    You are entitled to your opinion of what is "good" art, since it is an expression. But you can't say it isn't art because you don't like it.

    Since art is for the purpose of entertainment, it is art as soon as it becomes "just someone doing dumb shit"

    I also think the video was stupid as fuck. Still art, though.
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    Haha that was some of the most pretentious garbage I've seen in a while. I'm not an artist but it baffles me how some of this shit gets passed off as art nowadays. When ever I see this kind of thing I feel that it's insulting towards some of the great artist of the past. Who painted or sculpted magnificently detailed works which transcend the ages. Thankfully I think this kind of thing is a phase which will eventually fade out with time.
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    When anyone likes or appreciates it and/or whatever message they think it delivers. Just because you don't get it doesn't mean other people can't. I'm sure there are things you consider art that other people think is just dumb shit. Not everyone is required to have the same tastes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Eh, you could argue about the purpose of art, which is ultimately what that part of the sentence is, but the important part, at least to me, is that it must be intentional.
    If you're building in purpose into the definition, obviously intention must be there.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    I think art has been pretty well defined in this thread already, so..

    She's charging €4.99 for the uncensored version. This is porn.

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    I'd define art as something created, intentionally, by a human, that another person is then willing to showcase.

    Of course it's a very loose definition, but that's what it is to me.

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    It also wouldn't be a 'modern art' thread without 'Interior Semiotics' (NSFW);

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

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    I've been to art academy but I quit. Didn't feel like I was in the right place, I was disgusted by a lot of 'art' I saw. I miss craftsmanship in a lot of modern art.

    Apparently everything can be and is art, but to me when everything is art, nothing is art.

    You can't define art because that is, obviously, different for everyone. I think it's when someone shows what they thought and make it into something beautiful. And yes, sometimes something very simple or imperfect can be beautiful.

    EDIT:
    Ok, I've seen the video now, wtf is this shit?
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    I personally believe that everything is an art. If you can even deduce something to being dumb shit, I think there is an art to doing dumb shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyyn View Post
    I personally believe that everything is an art. If you can even deduce something to being dumb shit, I think there is an art to doing dumb shit.
    But if doing just random dumb shit is art why the hell am I supposed to watch this girl squeeze eggs out of her vagina fooling people to believe she's doing something sophisticated...? xD
    This is art? Fine, then art can't be defined and art has no meaning at all, because it's apparently everything and everything is nothing, like I said before.

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    I don't think performance art is universally stupid, but without knowing more about this woman, I'm wondering if there's a Poe's Law corollary for the art world.

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    what the actual fuck ? XD

    nice tits tho

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