FalseAdvertisment At Its Finest

[Unoriginal]

So today i was lookin around town with my nigga chad right, and we pass by this sick ass 1999 honda civic and i was like " o hot damn chad look at that sick ass ride yo" chad was like "fooo shoo dat be a sick ass ride yo"
So we pull up to this bitch and i was like "awww yiss , this fucking sign tho. Say right here nigga 3,400 or obo." Chad was like "WE aint got no thirty fo hunet thooo"
I replied "Nigga, it say right here "OR OBO". Alls we gotta do is find an obo somewhere and trade it to this dumbass, it like takin candy from a gay ass nigga."

So i call up my nigga tyrone an i was like " AY TYRONE...MY NUIGGA, you steal an obo lately?" He responded in a nonchalant fashion saying "My dear friend, i would prefer if you didn't refer to me as "MY NIGGA", as for the obo i have not come into possession of such an instrument; However i have in stock a cello that i swooped off this slanty eye muthafucka. Would you be interested in that my good sir?"

I replied the following "MAN FUCK YOU TYRONE" and then i hung up.

So i hit up the craigslist and found a nigga who was sellin this obo, i called this bitch an was like " AY BITCH IM TRYINA BUY DAT OBO, ILL GIVE YOU 20 Dollas For that bitch." The seller agreed to the transaction , we a arranged to meet at the walmart 30 minutes away.

Once we got the obo, we went back and called up the dude and told this bitch we wanted to buy his vehicle. We met up 3 hours later and i handed him the obo like he advertised on the window of his car........

Dude was like "DAFUQ? He threw that shit like half a mile away, dude had arms bigger than my legs.
I'm like wtf bro, next thing i knew i was on the ground bleeding everywhere.
I didn't even know what happen yo, chads bitch ass was in the car and watched the whole thing. He helped me up and was like dude he punched you so hard i swear i heard him say
"Super Tengen Toppa Giga Drill Break!!!!!"

Don't trust niggas

[Blueobelisk]

I think you crossed the line on this one, lol.

[Archimand]

now sure what you was on when you wrote that but i want some

[Avada Kedavra]

Oh my.... *backs out of thread slowly*

[dacoolist]

BigUp Bruv, some wikked stuff yo on

[roflwaffle]

i'm better off in life for reading that whole thing

[Unoriginal]

now sure what you was on when you wrote that but i want some

PReworkout: 1mr Vortex, Alpha amino (amino acid), Micronized creatine from Optimum nutrition.
I also have ADHD And i'm emotionally unstable.

Im probably banned for a few months for this post, I DONT CARE I LOVE IT

[Randec]

I feel dumber for having read that.

[Theinquisition]

i immediately thought of this

[OneSent]

i immediately thought of this

Lmao!

/10char

[Pendulous]

Please do not create pointless threads.