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    You become Earth's ruler

    You somehow become the ruler of the entire Earth. What is your first course of action, (however serious/ridiculous it may be).

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    Abolish all religion and replace it with education...

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    i would wipe out humanity and so save the planet with all its flora and fauna from us.

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    I would construct a gigantic monument, mind blowing to behold, it would take years to complete, would be visible from space and would bankrupt nations. Then I would erase all records of it's construction and kill anybody who mentioned how it was built, then laugh to myself about how future generations would wonder how it got there.

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    All resources are diverted to finding reliable methods of deep-space travel that aren't time-consuming.

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    Educate poachers that do it because of poverty, execute poachers that continue to do it because of being in a criminal gang.

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    Give myself an INSANELY huge golden parachuite severance package and immediately retire. Like hell I want to deal with all those problems and shit.

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    I've spent my whole life sticking it to the man. If I become the ruler of Earth, I'll be the man. I don't think I can be the man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vellerix View Post
    I would construct a gigantic monument, mind blowing to behold, it would take years to complete, would be visible from space and would bankrupt nations. Then I would erase all records of it's construction and kill anybody who mentioned how it was built, then laugh to myself about how future generations would wonder how it got there.
    I would do this, plus be nice. Maybe with just a little dickishness.

    Quote Originally Posted by alzoron View Post
    I've spent my whole life sticking it to the man. If I become the ruler of Earth, I'll be the man. I don't think I can be the man.
    The best leader is the one who doesn't want to be one.
    Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. ~ Caboose

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    Create a council of Scientists, Philosophers, Sociologists and Economists (and a bunch of other experts I'm not thinking of right now) to help me lead the world to greatness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alzoron View Post
    I've spent my whole life sticking it to the man. If I become the ruler of Earth, I'll be the man. I don't think I can be the man.
    Gives whole new meaning to the words, "Go fuck yourself."

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    I would require people to have a license to speak their mind on the internet. You can still use the internet if you don't pass the test (whatever it would be), just not be able to make comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade Zaitsev View Post
    Abolish all religion and replace it with education...
    Abolish nothing and make sure that education isn't monotheoristic, so that one's self can decide what they believe, instead of being indoctrinated into believing something.
    “Humanism means that the man is the measure of all things...But it is not only that man must start from himself in the area of knowledge and learning, but any value system must come arbitrarily from man himself by arbitrary choice.” - Francis A. Schaeffer

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    Abolish atheism and liberalism.

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    hehe oh the things i could do XD
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    Re-organize the entire earth's population with the goal to build a generation ship.
    Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade Zaitsev View Post
    Abolish all religion and replace it with education...
    I'd do the same!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade Zaitsev View Post
    Abolish all religion and replace it with education...
    Quote Originally Posted by Itisamuh View Post
    Abolish atheism and liberalism.
    Either your society would have freedom of thought and expression and this would never happen, or you would turn the entire world into North Korea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch View Post
    Re-organize the entire earth's population with the goal to build a generation ship.
    Just one? Low goal!

    Anyway, I'd try to structure a planetwide technocratic government.
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    So if the states get together and work with the Legislative Branch to write an amendment to the federal constitution, you think the Judiciary (SCOTUS) could strike it down for being 'unconstitutional'?
    Uh...yes. Absolutely.

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