Delicate subject: hemorrhoids.

[Tastyfish]

The real question is, Do you like Cherry Tomatoes in your tossed salad?

[Deleted]

I like to clean out the first 6" of my rectum.

Good for you, but if you use a pressure washer you can get much deeper.

[Sunseeker]

I've had them when my diet was shitty in college. HAHA "shitty".

They suck.

[Tastyfish]

Good for you, but if you use a pressure washer you can get much deeper.

On average tho 6 inches is just fine for most guys. lol

[nextormento]

Good for you, but if you use a pressure washer you can get much deeper.

I suggest a steam cleaner and a spoon.

[Reeve]

Probably gonna get locked, I'm guessing. But the guy who gave me my sigmoid colonoscopy told me that the only people who don't get hemorrhoids are androids.

[Damsbo]

Never had 'em.. I had a friend who was in the military once upon a time, he had them. He had to sit on a train for 8 hours going back and forth.. His description of that journey was hellish.

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On average tho 6 inches is just fine for most guys. lol

You don't know my partner.

[Tastyfish]

You don't know my partner.

( everyone knows gay guys have a much higher average but lets not make the kids jealous) lol

On a side note, a straight friend of mine yelled at me the other day for calling my boyfriend my partner. LOL he, was all like, NO you mean boyfriend, come on now. lOL Sorry, you reminded me of that. lol


Some of those roids look like duckface lips ..

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( everyone knows gay guys have a much higher average but lets not make the kids jealous) lol

On a side note, a straight friend of mine yelled at me the other day for calling my boyfriend my partner. LOL he, was all like, NO you mean boyfriend, come on now. lOL Sorry, you reminded me of that. lol

Boyfriend implies short term, after 9 years together we are pretty much married, partner is sufficient.

[Deleted]

My god they are vomit inducing.
Never had them, but then again I exercise, eat muh fibers, and drink a lot of water. Never constipated.
The total disregard people have for their bodies is shocking.

[Masark]

Boyfriend implies short term, after 9 years together we are pretty much married, partner is sufficient.

Any plans to delete the "pretty much" now that it's an option?

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Any plans to delete the "pretty much" now that its an option?

We talked about it and decided only faggots marry other men.

[Djuntas]

We'll I have had constipation 3 times. I have a decent diet, drink enough water, yet still struggle with it.

I only had 2 small once, never notice them....they just there. I try to go when I haft to, right away. Don't hold it inn and take a pop inn a good way...Correct seat position...

[Deleted]

We'll I have had constipation 3 times. I have a decent diet, drink enough water, yet still struggle with it.

I only had 2 small once, never notice them....they just there.

3 times over how many years? Some have it every day, 3 times over a lifetimes is not struggling with it.

[Simulacrum]

I used to have them all the time, but then I started squatting on the toilet instead of sitting normally, and it's not a problem anymore.

I read that sitting on the toilet the way we do in the west is not the 'natural' way to poop, and at least part of why this is such a big problem in places where we use these toilets, so it makes sense that a change in pooping-posture would fix it.

[Deleted]

I used to have them all the time, but then I started squatting on the toilet instead of sitting normally, and it's not a problem anymore.

I read that sitting on the toilet the way we do in the west is not the 'natural' way to poop, and at least part of why this is such a big problem in places where we use these toilets, so it makes sense that a change in pooping-posture would fix it.

I lift my feet on tip toes, an other suggestion is putting your feet on a box to simulate squatting.

[Tastyfish]

We talked about it and decided only faggots marry other men.

And there goes the thread on helping you pick out your wedding dress.

[Mang]

I believe I have one but I don't care to make an appointment with my doctor and have her look at my rectum.

It doesn't bother me and I never really think about it.

[Deleted]

And there goes the thread on helping you pick out your wedding dress.

I do not have the hips to pull off a wedding dress.