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    If you had to chill with a historically evil person for a day, who would you choose?

    For me it would be a tough decision between Hitler and Stalin.

    Hitler loved kids and animals, as do I, and instituted some of the most progressive animal cruelty laws in the world for the time. Stalin seemed so intelligent and self-aware of his evil that it is incredibly interesting, for example: "The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of one million is a statistic."

    *The title is of course very subjective, in the end any person you consider to have done significantly "evil" acts will suffice - could be anything from a serial killer to a politician.
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    If I were granted physical immunity and the ability to communicate with him for the day - Ghengis Khan or Napoleon - I bet these guys have some great stories and have been misrepresented through the ages.

    Elseif Granted physical immunity from inmates and/or it's outside prison - the surviving Manson Family members including Charlie

    else

    Obama

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    I'd go with Stalin. From what I hear he had a fairly legendary tolerance for alcohol, even for a Russian. I can imagine that he could throw one hell of a party.

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    Rasputin, probably. Seems like he'd be interesting. Also a big drinker who couldn't easily just have me executed by someone.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
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    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Let's go with Nero. Total dick, but you could probably have a good day with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectral View Post
    Let's go with Nero. Total dick, but you could probably have a good day with him.
    Nero gets a bad name, but he was basically just a kid who wanted to play music and have an audience. I have a feeling it'd be a bit boring to sit there and watch him play music all day.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Hitler.

    I'd "chill" with him for almost a day, and when that day comes to and end I'd make sure his life will end as well : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpegec View Post
    Hitler.

    I'd "chill" with him for almost a day, and when that day comes to and end I'd make sure his life will end as well : )
    And set off three great wars that end with George Takei ruling the world?

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    And set off three great wars that end with George Takei ruling the world?
    That's a world I would be fine living in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Nero gets a bad name, but he was basically just a kid who wanted to play music and have an audience. I have a feeling it'd be a bit boring to sit there and watch him play music all day.
    I was going with "evil" because of his Christian persecution and "fun" because he promoted athletic games.

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    And set off three great wars that end with George Takei ruling the world?
    I'm amazed at how good you're at predictions

    Is it safe to say that if Romney won the elections in 2012 America would live in the middle ages ? Dare I to say yes ? Predictions predictions ~~

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    Genghis Khan. Not even a question for me.
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    Whoever the hell masterminded The Bible.

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    the devil!

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    Vlad Tepes. He held off the Ottoman Turks from invading his homeland and was repaid for that by being excommunicated from the Eastern Orthodox Church and executed. He's still considered a national hero in his homeland, and I'd just like the chance to talk to him and find how much of the stories are true and how much are legend. (if nothing else to prove for myself if he was the monster history portrays or was he something else)
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    Obama

    What he said.
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    /inspect him, then comment about his leg slot could use being upgraded.
    Then invite him to come and tank & spank you and promise him that you'll drop pants for him.

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    Caligula sounds likes a neat guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rustedsaint View Post
    Caligula sounds likes a neat guy
    Caligula's the sort of guy who tortured and killed people just for the lulz. I don't think I'd want to visit him for a day because I'm not sure I'd get through that day intact.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpegec View Post
    Hitler.

    I'd "chill" with him for almost a day, and when that day comes to and end I'd make sure his life will end as well : )
    How exactly do you consider him evil? 'Murican propaganda much? I suppose winners do write the history after all.

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    Elizabeth Bathory just due to the sheer scale of the alleged crimes or if he/she existed Jack the Ripper.

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