Yoko Ono....
Yoko Ono....
Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
Every damn thing you do in this life, you pay for. - Edith Piaf
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - Orwell
No amount of belief makes something a fact. - James Randi
Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
Every damn thing you do in this life, you pay for. - Edith Piaf
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - Orwell
No amount of belief makes something a fact. - James Randi
Hitler. He always seemed like a pretty cool guy.
..except for the whole Genocide thing, but can you really blame him.
Hitler. I want to know how his Christianity factored into his shit, if at all. I am also curious about a lot choices made in some some of the pseudo science and symbolisim. Like to pick the brain of the person being told that shit was going on and see how he felt about it.
"If you want to control people, if you want to feed them a pack of lies and dominate them, keep them ignorant. For me, literacy means freedom." - LaVar Burton.
Depends on your view of evil really. But if i had to pick just one i'd pick the first black guy to say hey you know what lets enslave our brethren and sell them off or Theodor Roosevelt no one is that "cool" without having a few hanging bodies in the cellar.
WORLD POPULATION
U.S pop 318.2 million,Mexico pop 122.3 million ,Russia 143.5 million S.K 50.22 million China 1.357 billion ,United Kingdom 64.1 million, Europe "as a whole" 742.5 million, Canada 35.16 million, South America 387.5 million,Africa 1.111 billion , Middle east 205 Million , Asia "not counting china" 3.009 B ,Greenland 56k,, Iceland 323k, S/N pole 1k-5k/2k
Hitler. So we can spend the afternoon doing impressionist paintings and watching disney movies. Why? I dunno any other evil person that likes to make art. (he drew fanart of disney's snow white.)
Nero.... because I WANT TO FIDDLE WHILE ROME BURNS TOO!
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
He was actually thinking of Steve Hitler the guy from Australia who saved 13 people whose bus crashed into a croc infested lake. After he was given a ton of money by the bus company and one of the survivors and the news reported it 2 less then reputable women came forward and said he tried to force himself on them even tho he is gay.
Personally I'd go with Rasputin to see how much of the legends were really true, or maybe Hitler to see all the crazy occult shit and nazi ufos.
Genghis Khan.
His pussy level was glorious.
Joffrey Lannister, although I'd have to wear a suit of plate mail to avoid being shot with his x-bow.
Hitler.
Not counting all the evil things he did, he was one intelligent son of a b****.
Think of it...he took a tiny country with no natural resources of it's own, and managed to take over the majority of Europe....
He was a master of public speaking
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. "
- General Jack D. Ripper.
I'd like to talk to a bunch of my ancestors from hundreds of years ago, since some were very wealthy and others were property.
Also:
Thomas Jefferson , my favorite President
Martin Luther King Jr, as I would really enjoy talking to him about religion and the non aggression principle
Confucius, assuming I could understand everyone
Julius Caesar, for obvious reasons
Caligula would be cool to talk to as well
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
I can't think of anyone that isn't stereotyped as 'evil' to choose. I feel like I'd go with Karl Marx. He's not 'evil' unless you're a capitalist who can't see the issues with the 'free market' in America.