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  1. 2014-06-20, 05:23 AM #1
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    Two die after looking for dropped cell phone in toilet

    So standing in shit really does kill...

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  2. 2014-06-20, 05:25 AM #2
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    What a shitty way to die.
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    Why am I not surprised that it was in China?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    What a shitty way to die.
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  5. 2014-06-20, 05:26 AM #5
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    “Two lives have gone in five minutes and my cousin’s wife is still in coma, leaving a partially-paralyzed old man and a one-year-old son at home,” the husband’s uncle said

    Now that's a party pooper
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  6. 2014-06-20, 05:28 AM #6
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    "Her husband tried to find it but was overcome by the stench, lost consciousness and fell in. His mother then dove in after her son but she also fainted.

    Neighbors were called for help after the owner of the phone then tried to save her husband and mother-in-law but also lost consciousness.

    A total of six people had to be pulled out of the toilet"

    this has to be a joke its to damn funny
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  7. 2014-06-20, 05:30 AM #7
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    I would literally never use that toilet. I would rather go in the woods than be anywhere near that thing lol.
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    Two lives down the crapper
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    Reading that article made me laugh. Made my day.

    I'm such an evil man...
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    Man, how the fuck do some people manage to fall into shit like this? I mean, what kind of a shit drops 6 people unconscious?
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  11. 2014-06-20, 06:23 AM #11
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    Well, shit.
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    Oh all the ways to die, that's got to be the shittiest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    What a shitty way to die.
    Sorry Rich, that joke stinks.
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    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
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    that's terrible. i have never passed out from overwhelming stench and i have smelled some pretty awful smells. feel sorry for those left behind.
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    It is not the shit that kills them but the ammonia on top of it.
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    That's why when sewer workers open up manhole they wait for an hour before going in.
    Methane and hydrogen sulfide is not things that you want to joke with
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  18. 2014-06-20, 07:01 AM #18
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    Sorry Rich, that joke stinks.
    I would never crack jokes about such a filthy topic.
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  19. 2014-06-20, 07:16 AM #19
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    A total of six people had to be pulled out of the toilet.
    This has to be a Monty python sketch. Please.

    A view from half way down the Toilet.
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  20. 2014-06-20, 07:59 AM #20
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    I'm pretty broke, but my $300 phone is not enough to make me go fishing through a public toilet poop pit.
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