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    Wink Logic has Ended: Rock Simulator 2014 Confirmed

    Http://m.pcgamer.com/2014/06/25/rock...eam-greenlight

    The game we've all been waiting for! A PC exclusive, single player game where you stare at rocks and their environments. Imagine! It's like a fishtank, but just rocks!

    Hooray for insanity!

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    this hurts my brain so much i cant even find something clever to say. ow. just...ow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomone05 View Post
    this hurts my brain so much i cant even find something clever to say. ow. just...ow.
    This is why you should never take your brain for granite.

    Anyway, I can't picture this honestly being successful.

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    Not much different than the handful of silly joke games that appear on Kickstarter/Greenlight from time to time.

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    In other news: Logic has, in fact, not ended.

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    It's kind of sad. YouTubers and streamers have so much sway in the games industry now that people are literally making games for the sole purpose of it making funny youtube content to try to profit off of the fanbases of whoever gives the game coverage.

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    I don't know why people rally together to support horrendous ideas just for the sake of something ridiculous being produced. It's such a waste of so many things by all parties involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistahwilshire View Post
    I don't know why people rally together to support horrendous ideas just for the sake of something ridiculous being produced. It's such a waste of so many things by all parties involved.
    Because Fun?

    You know that thing people have?

    If it is anything like Goat Simulator, Day 1 buy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicGuitars View Post
    It's kind of sad. YouTubers and streamers have so much sway in the games industry now that people are literally making games for the sole purpose of it making funny youtube content to try to profit off of the fanbases of whoever gives the game coverage.
    OR the ability to make games has become way easier that people can make dumb ideas like this come to life without wasting a company thousands of dollars.
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

    FC: 3437-3046-3552

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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicGuitars View Post
    It's kind of sad. YouTubers and streamers have so much sway in the games industry now that people are literally making games for the sole purpose of it making funny youtube content to try to profit off of the fanbases of whoever gives the game coverage.
    It really is. People back these incredibly stupid concepts solely on how absurd they are and then every absurd youtuber and streamer gets off on it in front of their 500k+ plebeianic subscribers and the next thing you know, websites are writing articles about how these horrible 'games' are instant cult classics.

    I guess kudos to the entry level developers that will make their nut on the backs of an ignorant hivemind.

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    Maybe wait until it goes on shale.
    Best played when stoned.
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    Your forgot to include the part where we blame casuals for everything because blizzard is catering to casuals when casuals got jack squat for new content the entire expansion, like new dungeons and scenarios.
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    T'is good to see there are still people valiantly putting the "Ass" in assumption.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asthreon View Post
    Because Fun?

    You know that thing people have?

    If it is anything like Goat Simulator, Day 1 buy.
    You can have stuff like Goat Simulator inside of other good complete games. Volition could've thrown that shit in to a Saints Row title and it would've felt fine while still maintaining a solid game around it. There are tons of fully fleshed out silly games with ridiculously random content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ComputerNerd View Post
    Maybe wait until it goes on shale.
    Best played when stoned.
    I usually don't take a good pun for granite but that one was schist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gheld View Post
    I usually don't take a good pun for granite but that one was schist.
    As long as the game isn't made by Obsidian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    As long as the game isn't made by Obsidian!
    Of Quartz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomone05 View Post
    this hurts my brain so much i cant even find something clever to say. ow. just...ow.
    Dude your avatar looks like a mad vagina...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gheld View Post
    Of Quartz!
    I pumice, no more puns!

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