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    Talking Florida beach thiefs got caught on camera



    A Florida man celebrating the Fourth of July with his friends and family on New Smyrna Beach noticed two middle-aged women trying to make off with his tent canopy, beach chairs, boogie boards, and kids' toys. So he confronted them, with a cameraphone, and got an unexpected fireworks show.

    "Is that yours?" the man asks the two ladies, who appear flummoxed as they try to break down his canopy and abscond with it.

    "Yeah," one woman tells him, "but we don't know how to do it."

    "Oh," he says, almost snickering. "You need some help?"

    "Do you know how to do it?" both women ask him.

    "Yeah," he says. "This is our stuff."

    After a long, awkward pause, the ladies try to double down and claim the gear is theirs. "No," says the man. "It's all ours. All of it. The chairs, the bags, this is all our stuff... My kid's, yeah, that's my kids'. I'm sorry," he says, as the shocked women look at each other and try to figure out their next move.

    "That's okay," he says, "we'll let it slide. I'm glad I made it [back] in time."

    The ladies do not let it slide. Rather, they appear to assault him. One of the women yells at him for recording the event, chasing him to get at the camera, and appears to hit him. "Seriously?" he says, laughing, as the video cuts off.

    I reached out to the man—who asked that we refer to him only by his first name, Rich—through a mutual friend, and he gave some additional background on the encounter, including what happened after the video cut out; it involves one of the women screaming at Rich, "I'll grab your dick!":

    Sorce:
    http://gawker.com/florida-beachgoer-...1600961473/all

    Faint in humanity lost?
    Its kinda hard to expect to be robbed by old people. I would understand young. But old...

    Seems like you cant trust anyone anymore. Makes me wonder how much those 2 woman stole.
    (suprise suprise they arent black)
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    He should have stood his ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    He should have stood his ground.
    The other part of story is in link...however its writen dirty so i didnt link it.
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    He should have filed a police report; take those crooks off the streets.

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    There must be a video to restore my faint in humanity, somewhere!

    But seriously, I can't believe they tried to make it sound like it was their own things by playing stupid. Uh, yeah, all of it is NOT yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Symphonic View Post
    There must be a video to restore my faint in humanity, somewhere!
    No can do.
    Beach thiefs are quite common even in my country. But they usualy steal more valuable stuff (like cell phones), that you leave while you go swiming.
    You always need to have one family member on guard.
    In croatia i got stolen:
    1 boat (cheap crap)
    4 balls
    Air compresor
    and other minor things.
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    thats just life in florida

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    Quote Originally Posted by Descense View Post
    The other part of story is in link...however its writen dirty so i didnt link it.
    I don't think you're picking up what I'm putting down.

    Florida. Stand your ground. Thieves.

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    Zimmerman would have killed for less(and did).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symphonic View Post
    There must be a video to restore my faint in humanity, somewhere!

    But seriously, I can't believe they tried to make it sound like it was their own things by playing stupid. Uh, yeah, all of it is NOT yours.
    Well your faith should still be pretty strong, according to the guy, they left their stuff completely unattended for about an hour and a half. So considering it was safe for that long, and wasn't in any danger until the moment he returned..i'd say that's pretty damn good luck lol

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    Stupid old people, they could have gotten away free if they had only started stealing it 30 mins earlier or so.

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    Oh look tourists from up North trying to stir up shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ave07 View Post
    Oh look tourists from up North trying to stir up shit.
    where in south florida you from? I'm from Fort Lauderdale, haven't been there in years though.

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    Can I play this game?

    My grandparents live in FL (AKA I basically do too during the summers). They live in Orange City, like 30 mins north of Orlando. I actually go to New Symerna (or whatever spelling) beach as my go to beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knadra View Post
    where in south florida you from? I'm from Fort Lauderdale, haven't been there in years though.


    West Palm Beach, I commute to my uni in Ft Lauderdale daily and the traffic there is pretty bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knadra View Post
    thats just life in florida
    Thanks Florida!

    I hate the beach. So much. No only do I ALWAYS get sunburns, but now I have to worry about middle-aged women stealing my shit. Not even good looking middle aged women too!

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    That is so strange , I can't comprehend just seeing peoples things on a beach and thinking it would be okay to take them!

    Like seriously , they just seem like two normal middle aged woman. It boggles the mind.
    I suppose there is no one below theft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Not even good looking middle aged women too!
    Least you don't have to be 23 living down here. Count your blessings.
    Still wondering why I play this game.
    I'm a Rogue and I also made a spreadsheet for the Order Hall that is updated for BfA.

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    You should see the amount of office stationary I have on eBay

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    They arent black so probably no prison time for this so called ladies. with an attitude like that i am sure they are solid teaparty supporters as well.

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