Flower Beards

[Hupriest]

Apparently this is a thing now and I'm just wondering 'why would anyone want flowers in their beard?'. Its just odd and messy imo.

[Merite]

I saw someone in our hipster park with one once, it looked interesting, I didn't dislike it, but I wouldn't do that with my beard. I prefer it over the usual nudity I see in the park or people with disgusting body art or gauges and stuff.. It is pretty weird though.

[Redlokyldoreifanggore]

This is clearly an Illuminati plot against the internet religion of beards being the pinnacle of manliness and male attractiveness. Next thing you know people will think it's more manly to be clean shaven and our species will quickly begin to prefer those who cannot grow beards. Continue this trend for a few million years and we'll have nothing but completely hairless humans. Thus, our only form of natural protection and cover will have been genetically exterminated and our species will not survive the horrific ice age of 3048968 A.D.



You heard it here first people.

[Al Gorefiend]

Looks cool! If only I could grow my beard out that long, only about 2 inches off the chin right now.

[Belize]

You know the really stereotypical hippie look, where you put flowers in your hair/all over you clothes? Yeah...

[lockedout]

I'm just wondering 'why would anyone want flowers in their beard?'.

One word. Hipsters.

[Bananarez]

I wish I could grow a real beard. All I get are these sporadic patches of 3 inch face pubes.

[eja216]

If you don't understand it, it's how you know you're getting old.
Shake your fist to the sky and mutter, "Damn kids!"

[Khaza-R]

There's worst things that could be sticking out of people's neckbeards.

That said, the top left photo has to be a joke. It looks moronic and extremely uncomfortable.

[Neganova]

This seems like Hipsterism at its peak. And it also seems just ridiculous. Like, this looks worse than tattoos in my opinion.

[Hupriest]

If you don't understand it, it's how you know you're getting old.
Shake your fist to the sky and mutter, "Damn kids!"

But I'm only 23!

[Racthoh]

i'll stick with my cheeto beard thanks.

[Ryzek]

I would promise to put flowers in my beard if that would allow my to grow one.

[Masark]

Walkin' in the park just the other day, Baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair

[Gandrake]

I saw someone in our hipster park with one once, it looked interesting, I didn't dislike it, but I wouldn't do that with my beard. I prefer it over the usual nudity I see in the park or people with disgusting body art or gauges and stuff.. It is pretty weird though.

If gauges and piercings are disgusting, then by contrast this is an abomination

[PACOX]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

[theostrichsays]

Meh, my neighbors 3 year old daughter put flowers in my beard once. I didn't think much about it, with that said I wouldn't go around putting flowers in my beard on my own. To each their own though.

[Mormolyce]

Why would anyone want a beard period?

IMO, beards are for sea captains, dwarves and bitter middle-aged fantasy authors. If you aren't one of those, you have no business growing a beard.

[Al Gorefiend]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

reverse racism is funny, yes.

So wanting to be an individual without in any way hurting someone or insulting someone brands you a hipster and ridiculous.

MMO-C: Where being a drug user/openly flamboyant defines your freedom of expression but wearing flowers in your beard makes you a hipster.

[NatePsy]

Why would anyone want a beard period?

IMO, beards are for sea captains, dwarves and bitter middle-aged fantasy authors. If you aren't one of those, you have no business growing a beard.

Just leave.