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  1. 2014-07-27, 11:32 PM #1
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    Serious life lessons from _________ video games.

    GTA

    If you steal a police car, drive around the city for a while, eventually the police will stop looking for you, and forget anything ever happened, Also abandon garages in the middle of the city are great places to hide out from cops.
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    If you die you respawn.

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    If I had the cash to pay a DDoSer, I would in a heartbeat. Especially with the way the anti-legacy crowd has been attacked by the pro-legacy crowd day in and day out.
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    It only takes 5 sec to heal from taking a grenade to the face.
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    Eat magic mushrooms for super powers.
    "One touch of nature makes the whole world kin." - William Shakespeare

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    If you ever get invited to participate in a tournament to determine the fate of earth called Mortal Kombat by an old Chinese White god, don't worry, rest assured that you won't be killed, in fact nobody you fight will actually ever really be killed, because they always come back, and no matter who wins You will be fighting to save earth again anyways.


    Also there are always MORE NINJA'S
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  6. 2014-07-27, 11:48 PM #6
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    Every black guy irl is still trying to figure out the star down cheat.
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    The world is made of 1 meter by 1 meter cubes that for the most part don't interact with gravitons
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    The best places to learn self control, are from pacifist Pandas, who have rabid alcoholism culture and obesity problems, farm lots of vegetables.
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    You can adventure as much as you want. Until you take an arrow to the knee.
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    Silver sword for monsters, steel for humans.
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    Your spirit exists and you can get back your physical form. Also there must always be a Lich King.
    #TeamLegion #UnderEarthofAzerothexpansion plz #Arathor4Alliance #TeamNoBlueHorde

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    If you shout out "Hadouken" and you try really hard, you will shoot blue watery-fire out of your hands.
    New season. Fun times.

    " Who would of thought a small kid from Aberdeen, Washington, who was always labelled a B+ player, who would of thought that guy could of main evented Wrestlemania? Nobody. Nobody except ...you guys."
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  13. 2014-07-28, 12:19 AM #13
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    Even if you save them from a dragon, they'll still hate you.
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    Even if you save them from a dragon, they'll still hate you.
    Whatever you do...never ever attack a chicken when you are new in town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vellerix View Post
    You can adventure as much as you want. Until you take an arrow to the knee.
    Still blows my mind to this day, HAHA!


    The best way to show your son you love him is to send him off the front lines of battle while your chief of Navy has to babysit him, at the age of 12 or something because what a boy needs after years being watched over by a dragon, and losing the only guardian he has ever known, especially after his father shows up after being absent for most of his life.
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    If you kill someone and his buddies are 40 meters away, they're gonna ignore it ever happened and keep chilling.
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    Peter molyneux is the lord of lies.
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    As long as you crouch and no one see's you, people will ignore the giant arrow in their own head and say "must be the wind".
    Fod Sparta los wuth, ahrk okaaz gekenlok kruziik himdah, dinok fent kos rozol do daan wah jer do Samos. Ahrk haar do Heracles fent motaad, fah strunmah vonun fent yolein ko yol
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  19. 2014-07-28, 12:28 AM #19
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    If you run for long enough in a straight line after being chased by a group of anything eventually if you go far enough and turn around they will immediately high tail all the way back, no matter how close they are to you.
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    Resilience will fix all my problems.
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