Went out to bar last night...

[Puupi]

@OP

You have any organs missing?

I think he might have lost his brains!

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No, gladly no. I started to get more sore today though. My shoulder and side. I definitely fell at one point.

Were you robbed?

[Stonecloak]

I think he might have lost his brains!

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Were you robbed?

I did lose my brains for about 5 hours, and no i wasn't robbed. Thankfully its a safe town.

[Aeluron Lightsong]

Yeah...

Sorry man, i just lost my temper when you came out dressed in drag and tried to come onto me.

I helped Manakin to. Err I mean...my evil twin did >.>

[Deleted]

As others have said,ask your friends,not people on MMO-Champion.

Don't get me wrong,I just can't see how you expect us to help you.

[Seirith]

With the wife and some friends. Had a great time. Only i woke up on the street and have a chip in my tooth, and idk how i got it. Any guesses?

My guess is you drank too much and did something stupid. Hopefully you learn a lesson and stop drinking.

[Forgettable]

I chipped my tooth like that by biting a fork. Maybe you got hungry?

[Stonecloak]

I think it might have been a punch. Ah well good times.

[Seirith]

I think it might have been a punch. Ah well good times.

So a good time is not remembering why you have a chipped tooth and waking up on the street in the middle of the night while your wife has no idea where you are?

[Stonecloak]

So a good time is not remembering why you have a chipped tooth and waking up on the street in the middle of the night while your wife has no idea where you are?

Its all good brother.

[Deleted]

You tried making out with the pavement.

[Al Gorefiend]

I think it might have been a punch. Ah well good times.

Remember that time I got so drunk I can't remember how or why I got my ass kicked?

Good times. Good times.

You're too silly.

[Wyrllish]

Why would you be asking random people? How would they even know? Such spam.

[apepi]

Did you have your cellphone on you?

[IRunSoFarAway]

I'd assume you fell, unless the rest of your face other than a tooth is fucked up, in that case, maybe someone punched you for being smrt.

[Deleted]

So you woke up on the street with your wife out of sight? I'll give you three chances to guess where she's been at.

[Jester Joe]

Why would you be asking random people? How would they even know? Such spam.

If you actually read the thread you would see why, he wants to hear what people can make up, and possibly see if anyone can come up with an actual way.

[belfpala]

I was thinking a ninja at first, but he wouldn't be alive to ask.

So... a wizard did it.

Either that, or magnets.

OP: if serious, you went for a drunk walk, passed out midstride, and landed poorly. That is all.

[Julian Rayne]

Watch out for tigers and Mike Tyson. Don't let either of them bite you.

[Wikko]

Lol i left the bar at one point so they didn't know. I remember an impact but have no other visable injuries.

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I might actually try and retrace my steps. I usually never forget something that important.

If you were so drunk that you cant remember some time from the evening, as in "blackout" drunk then retracing your steps is useless. When you get blackout drunk you dont just forget something but your brain wasnt even "recording" so to speak

[Graeham]

Consider a sign that you should drink less alcohol and learn your limits. If this story is true then you're lucky that something terrible didn't happen to you.