Went out to bar last night...

[Spraxle]

I though this at first, but wouldn't i have a lot worse injury. Like at least a black and blue and cuts/scrapes. Just a chipped tooth. I feel like i remember a cylinder and then a big thud.

A cylinder huh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? : P

You probably ran into a light pole or something like that. If you had your mouth open it's very possible you could hit it without hitting your lips/chin/nose.

[breadisfunny]

Idk i just figured everyone is going to like something different as far as avatars go. If every avatar was a blood elf i think that would get boring. Though you might enjoy it.

it would be awesome. blood elves everywhere.

[Stonecloak]

A cylinder huh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? : P

You probably ran into a light pole or something like that. If you had your mouth open it's very possible you could hit it without hitting your lips/chin/nose.

Haha what are the chances.

[Jester Joe]

Did you try eating a rock possibly at one point?

[Stonecloak]

Did you try eating a rock possibly at one point?

Can't say for sure tbh. When i talked to my wife and friends about it my story wasn't lining up with theirs.

[Felya]

You tried to fellate a fire hydrant and fell asleep after chipping your tooth in the process...

[eja216]

Exactly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuDSdx_YHck

You're part of some, like, gay beat-up underworld. Like one of those gay "beat-up" clubs.

[Tradewind]

Did you forget your friend on the roof of a hotel too?

[Jester Joe]

Did you forget your friend on the roof of a hotel too?

My friend left his imaginary friend on a roof when he was a kid.
Don't ask me how that works...

[Battlegrounds]

Isn't there an app for that? Drunk tracker? Where the hell was I last night? Your phone might need GPS for those to work.

[Blockygame]

How bad is the chip? can easily happen if you knock your mouth hard enough on a bottle or a glass while taking a sip.

[Puupi]

Isn't there an app for that? Drunk tracker? Where the hell was I last night? Your phone might need GPS for those to work.

Hmm people should use Sports Tracker when they go out!

[Stonecloak]

Your wife just left you on the street? Doesn't seem very wifey....

No, i left the bar at a point and she said she was looking for me. Guess i passed out in a bad spot. We laughed about it today. I guess it will just be a mystery since nobody knows what happened to me from leaving the bar at around 2am to waking up on the street.

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Hmm people should use Sports Tracker when they go out!

I never get this drunk but i mixed this time. Put me over the edge. Maybe next time i get a tracer app or something.

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How bad is the chip? can easily happen if you knock your mouth hard enough on a bottle or a glass while taking a sip.

Pretty big. 1/3 my tooth i guess. It happened because of a big impact which i vaguely remember.

[Puupi]

If you can't remember anything you probably had a concussion, which is a minor brain trauma.

[frequency]

Your wife just left you on the street? Doesn't seem very wifey....

If i had a spouse that felt the need to get black out drunk I probably would of stopped caring for them at some point too.

[3DTyrant]

I don't mean to sound like a dick.. But why are you asking strangers over the internet what you did last night that caused you to chip your tooth?

[Stonecloak]

I don't mean to sound like a dick.. But why are you asking strangers over the internet what you did last night that caused you to chip your tooth?

Some fun, and ideas. Got some good ones already.

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If i had a spouse that felt the need to get black out drunk I probably would of stopped caring for them at some point too.

Yea you keep telling yourself your the right one.

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If you can't remember anything you probably had a concussion, which is a minor brain trauma.

Doubt it. I had a lot to drink so i might have passed out. Im a light weight usually and got caught up in the fun. It was an irish bar and everyone was singing together. That sort of night.

[anyaka21]

your wife hit you when she found you in the alley getting blown by a tranny

[icausewipes]

your wife hit you when she found you in the alley getting blown by a tranny

Don't knock it til you try it.


@OP

You have any organs missing?

[Stonecloak]

Don't knock it til you try it.


@OP

You have any organs missing?

No, gladly no. I started to get more sore today though. My shoulder and side. I definitely fell at one point.