'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Here in america we had a faction who wanted to impeach, kill, hang or god knows what our President Obama because his name is Barack "hussein" Obama. Thus he must've been muslim and not even american born to boot! OMG, get him.
You people have never lived under dictators so be quiet. The countries fall apart because right away the west gets involved and starts trying to implant another mubarak, assad, hussein, abdallah, fahd, qaddafi etc etc. Then of course weapons and intel are sold or given to the factions and oh look they're fighting again.
But we're so much better. Look how we stopped Obama from being wtfpwned by our christian zealots because his middle name is Hussein.