Gift Card for Ann Summers
Gift Card for Ann Summers
I loved BOTH of those movies as a kid. I've rewatched Labyrinth as an adult, and the acting is atrocious, but at a fantastic voyage, it's still pretty good. I haven't rewatched Flight of the Navigator though. I wonder how Batteries Not Included and Short Circuit would hold up.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Batteries Not Included is still a favorite as is Short Circuit 1 and 2 because they at least had a lot of adult themes in them. As a kid I just focused on the fact they're little robots or one big robot that talked weird. Batteries has the whole gentrification thing, dementia, death. Short Circuit, thinly veiled questioning about artificial intelligence and rights.
So yeah, both still good at 30!
What about a rabbit?
I know what you were thinking you filthy cunt.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
If she likes baking get her a nice stand mixer or something.
Fuck buying anything practical or useful.
1st present (highly successful with chicks) - http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-.../10051620.html - Make that bitch a lady.
2nd present - some fucking lindt chocolate, bitches love chocolate
3rd present - some wine, i'm not talking some Casillero del Diablo sex wine that you always keep handy in the cupboard for when you pull and are conducting operation touch my tallywacker, im talking some over £15 a bottle juice, none of that cheap princess petrol.
4th present - the birthday card should be funny, get her a childs card with 'to a special little girl' on it and make sure it has a badge then load that fucking card up, im talking lottery tickets, scratch cards a fucking dragons horde. who doesn't like scratchcards and lottery tickets?
Thats like £60 sorted. You can send me the rest to be your life coach.
Last edited by mmoc6b1f2f8dff; 2014-08-12 at 11:19 PM.