So there I was speeding in a 35 going 115, yes you can all say I'm stupid, in my defense I was the only one the road. Needless to say a cop pulls out after I drive by him and I stop. I decided to do something I thought I'd never do, I made up a bullshit story but I made even myself believe it was true.
I made myself sweat, I looked as if something was so important I was shaking... I told the officer "my wife just went into labor". I put on my best worried, sweat stricken face while shaking to grab my license and registration. He looked and it, asked my wife's name which I promptly made up quite fast, asked how long she had been pregnant for which I replied with "9 and and a half months, a bit later than normal", and finally asked why she was not with me to which I said, "she was out with some friends but not drinking as she can't".
The cop looked at me again and said, "just slow down a bit and congratulations". Yeah... What a night.