Do you have left handed or are you right handed?

[Daita Tetsu]

I feel this poll would be more at home in a f2p mmo type forum
and the OP would say "HUE" alot
;D

[vindicatorx]

I am right handed, but masturbate with my left...lawl

same here and it weirds out many of my friends

[GarGar]

I'm right-everything (almost) except my shooting eye. I hold a handgun with my right hand but aim it with my left eye; however, I have to shoot rifles and other guns left handed because I can't sight down the barrel to aim with my right eye. It's annoying. :<

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I am right handed, but masturbate with my left...lawl

Glad I'm not the only one!

[TheUnum]

poll is off-topic I am left handed though.

[Stelio Kontos]

I do not drive a Toyota.

[Felicia]

I'm left handed, but my other hand is my right hand :P And I don't have a third one... so... I chose 'I have hands' lol. I think I'm only left handed because my dad was gone a lot when I was younger (deployed a lot), and my mom is left handed. So she was constantly putting things in my left hand. I can hardly use my right one, can't write... and I have a hard time eating with it. Using a knife AND fork together is awkward as hell.

Both my siblings are right handed, and so is my dad. And the rest of my family! My mom and I are the only odd ducks (ducks don't have hands! Crap.) This is out of 25ish people, too. Uncles, aunts, and cousins on either side.

[Othraerir]

your poll is fucked mate

[Nihilan]

I am largely ambidextrous because i make a conscious effort to learn how to to shit accurately with my left hand. It makes things easier for me at work, especially at my desk where i have two different computers, two keyboards, two mice etc. I can work both almost simultaneously. Admittedly, my left hand's handwriting looks like shit compared to my right hand's.

[Revi]

I don't get the humor with these polls, sorry

Left-handed. Well, for most things at least, I use my right hand for quite a lot too, there's no system to it.